Tourist caaming to Goa Pierreliane Sarita Annette was a Scottish tourist on a flight to Goa for a rendezvous and vacation to the world's top tourist destination and India's numbro uno state. She was told all of this by Goenkar Charlie Francisco Agostinho whom she met in on the net in cyber-space. Midway through the charter flight from London, Pierreliane decided to sit in the first class. The English stewardess requested her to return to her economy seat. Pierreliane Sarita Annette refused saying she was going to Goa; and to impress her Goenkar Charlie Francisco Agostinho she was going to arrive at Dabolim airport first class.
The senior Inglish stewardess with borem chepem and four shoulder straps, arrived on the scene and made a similar plea to Pierreliane Sarita Annette to return to her assigned seat. That was met by the same response, "I am Pierreliane Sarita Annette. I am beautiful and I am going to Goa. I am going to arrive first class to rendezvous with my Charlie Francisco Agostinho." The Vice-Captain, Nigel Churchill was called to the commotion. He wore his vice-capitaum cheppem and jacket. In the 'Queens Inglish' with "May I request and suggest.....", he made another appeal to Pierreliane Sarita to return to her assigned seat in economy class. That was encountered with, "I am Pierreliane Sarita Annette. I am beautiful and I am going to Goa, India's numbro uno state. I am arriving there in numbro uno class for a tryst with my numbro uno Charlie Francisco Agostinho." There was a lot of gadbad and tamasha on this normal and otherwise routine quite, peaceful, charter flight. Shri Conceicao Carlito Monteiro de Copelabhatt-Ambaulim in Moira (the intellectual capital of Bardez) was the purser on the flight. The Goenkar was called to the scene to handle this very tense and delicate situation. Conceicao Carlito sizes up the scene and gently whispered to Pierreliane Sarita in her ear.. Pierreliane Sarita Annette ekdom (immediately) anim fat-a-fat (post-haste) vacates and returns to her assigned economy cabin seat. That was a great relief and an achievement! Conceicao Carlito Monteiro received a lot of praise, tributes, applause and embraces from all the Ingrezi cheddum (air hostesses) for his success anim tea bair his tact and handling of the delicate situation. He received special acclamation from the Capitan and the Vice-Captain. A first class passenger bought him a bottle of Johnny Walker Blue. Finally, Conceicao Carlito is asked, "How did you persuade Pierreliane Sarita to return to her seat?" Conceicao Carlito Monteiro de Copelabhatt-Ambaulim in Moira munta (said), "I whispered to Pierreliane Sarita that the first class does not stop in Goa!" ########################################################################## # Send submissions for Goanet to [EMAIL PROTECTED] # # PLEASE remember to stay on-topic (related to Goa), and avoid top-posts # # More details on Goanet at http://joingoanet.shorturl.com/ # # Please keep your discussion/tone polite, to reflect respect to others # ##########################################################################
