See: Profile: Karl deSouza~Staff Evangelist ~"Jews For Jesus" http://www.goanvoice.ca/2003/issue9/
JJD'S ----- Original Message ----- From: "Cecil Pinto" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Sent: Saturday, September 06, 2003 8:33 AM Subject: [Goanet]Goan Jews? > Excerpt from: > > Risque Goan Jokes (pp 170, Rs. 290/- softcover) > Compiled and translated by Cecil Pinto > ----------------------------------------- > Rumoured / Actual Events Section > ----------------------------------------- > > Two young Israeli tourists are sitting at Babaji's Cold Drink near the > Hanuman Temple in Mapusa. Sid and Al were both Jews. During their > conversation, Sid asked Al, "Are there any Jews in Goa?" > > "I don't know," replied Al. "Why don't we ask our waiter?" > > When the waiter came by, Al asked him, "Are there Goan Jews?' > > The waiter said, "I don't know sir, let me ask," and went and asked the > patrao. He returned a few minutes later and said, "No sir. No, Goan Jews." > > "Are you sure?" Al asked. > > "I check again, sir," the waiter replied and went back to the patrao seated > at the cash counter. > > While he was gone, Sid said to Al, "I can't believe there are no Jews in > Goa. Our people are scattered everywhere. And Goa has been a melting pot > for so many different religions, cultures and civilisations." > > At this point, the waiter returned. "Sir, no Goan Jews!" he said. > > Are you really sure, man?" Al asked again. "I can't believe there are no > Goan Jews." > > Exasperated, the waiter frantically said, "Sir, I ask everyone! We have > Apple Jews, Orange Jews, Tomato Jews and Grape Jews. But no one hear of > Goan Jews!" > > ====== > > > ########################################################################## > # Send submissions for Goanet to [EMAIL PROTECTED] # > # PLEASE remember to stay on-topic (related to Goa), and avoid top-posts # > # More details on Goanet at http://joingoanet.shorturl.com/ # > # Please keep your discussion/tone polite, to reflect respect to others # > ########################################################################## > ########################################################################## # Send submissions for Goanet to [EMAIL PROTECTED] # # PLEASE remember to stay on-topic (related to Goa), and avoid top-posts # # More details on Goanet at http://joingoanet.shorturl.com/ # # Please keep your discussion/tone polite, to reflect respect to others # ##########################################################################
