--- Marlon Menezes <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > My dear Goans, > > It is with great honor, dignity and respect that I > accept your unanimous nomination as Goa's next patron > saint. > > When I die and burn in hell, I will intercede with the > powers that lie beneath to ensure that each and every > one of your starving souls is provided with bountiful > quantities of fatty Goa sausages and quenched with > feni enhanced with Zuari Petrochemical runoff. > > For a saint, I think I am extremely handsome and sexy > - definitely far better looking than that stiff who > occupies that casket in Old Goa. As an inspiration to > all the oppressed Goan women, I humbly request that my > scantily covered body(*) is put on display at Goa's > main gambling dens, Bania brothels and other popular > centers of vice. I expect my body to be on display > 24x7x666 as opposed to that guy in Old Goa who only > dares show his ugly face every 10 years. > > My saintly credentials are impeccable. My missionary > travails around the world have forced me to hurl > verbal abuses in so many languages that even the > multi-lingual Pope would have difficulty keeping up. > I have demonstrated time and time again in various > dark street alleys of my magical ability to convert > red wine to yellow water. Clearly, no nuclear > scientist can match my ability to transmutate > elements. Also in keeping with the present > environmental times, I have shown my keen ability to > generate vast amounts of fiery methane with only > modest consumption of legumes and dairy products, thus > laying to waste the fundamental laws of > thermodynamics. > > I am clearly the saint for the times. > > Your humble saint, > Marlon > > (*) No peeking please. Unlike that chap on the cross, > I will not have any underwear underneath my kashti.
Marlon, I am sorry but you cannot qualify as a saint because: 1. You do not have powers to grant a 'son' to couples. 2. You cannot magically make us rich. Therefore, you have been disqualified as a saint. You application will remain on file for a period of six months during which you may be considered for any opening, including the position of Satan, should it get vacant. -Tariq __________________________________ Do you Yahoo!? Protect your identity with Yahoo! Mail AddressGuard http://antispam.yahoo.com/whatsnewfree ########################################################################## # Send submissions for Goanet to [EMAIL PROTECTED] # # PLEASE remember to stay on-topic (related to Goa), and avoid top-posts # # More details on Goanet at http://joingoanet.shorturl.com/ # # Please keep your discussion/tone polite, to reflect respect to others # ##########################################################################
