On bosoms, breasts and un-beastly beings...

That I am conduced to dwell upon thr primary source, albeit the umbilical, that sustainingly nutured us to humanhood, owes to a dulled skull that suffered inerisible damage caused by coconut newtonly drawn toweards it in the glorious lan of these refreshing nuts that capes, crabs and humans so, otherwise, depend on.

Back to breasts ..., er, Keralawise, bosoms...

That the scribe bellow only percived them impaled on a flat Madona-chest or refusing to bud on Brittney's one proves his early imbecility.

Goodbess me, from what did he feed when he gropped out of the womb? What did Adam behold before he did the much-maligneered APPLE? On what did Heracles pump when the noble Zeus lured Hera to lend him a teat ... and the Milky Way was glutonusly laid out?

Humam, or otherwise, the maternal breast have served progress, divine or darwinian, from day one!
nair, writes in Roman script that Romulus and Remus inbibed from a willing breast and survived in a gracious bosom.


Examples galore of the edifying effets of that, all too fast withering, gland, that no botosfication can quite uohlod. Not even Medea tried it on her sisters. poor Jason's pappa paid for it.

There are Goans galore that accept, offer, when occasion demands,and honour, duels. All available weapons, properly proposed and secondod, including un-hollowed coconuts, acceptable.

Want more, Nair? Neither Collaco, nor I, need it.

Or perhaps, someone will relate you how I banged sense, on a caconut tree, into the head, beard and all, of your neamessake, Mohan, the unionist, on the way from Dabolim; he behaved himself since, at least until I remained in Goa.

Yours, at request,
Alfred de Tavares,
Maltesho�msvagen 83,
SE-165 55 Hasselby, Sweden.
Tel: 0046-8-759 6214




From: "Radhakrishnan Nair" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
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Subject: [Goanet]Flowery warning!
Date: Mon, 22 Mar 2004 11:48:03 +0530

Mr Alfred (de Tavares), forever the champion of Flowers in distres or to be sujected thereof, has issued a stern warning to me against ogling at Goan flowers. He has also held out a threat of turning me into something insects will prey on, through a fiery curse.

Looks like Mr Tavares is the right person to explain the functions of BOSOMS to Dr Jose Colaco. Please explain to him, Mr Tavares, that all the ants and worms of this world were once Nairs who ogled at Goan flowers.

It'll give a big boost to your ego as well as the already inflated ego of Dr Colaco!

Cheers, RKN

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