From: Gilbert Lawrence <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> | Regarding: Drugs seized in Goa | | Question: | Is this grown in Goa? | If not, how did it get here? | >From India, Pakistan, Afghanistan? | Is Goa the shipping point for export? | Thanks. | Here are somemore, with answer's as well.....
STUPID QUESTIONS... 1. At the movies: When you meet acquaintances/friends... Question:- Hey, what are you doing here? Answer :- Don't u know, I sell tickets in black over here.. 2. In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high heeled shoes steps on your feet... Question:- Sorry, did that hurt? Answer :- No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia.....why don't you try again. 3. At a funeral: One of the teary eyed people ask... Question:- Why, why him, of all people. Answer :- Why? Would it rather have been you? 4. At a restaurant: When you ask the waiter Question:- Is the "Paneer Butter Masala" dish good?? Answer :- No, its terrible and made of adulterated cement. 5. At a family get-together: When some distant aunt meets you after years... Question:- Munna, Chickoo, you've become so... Answer :- Well you haven't particularly shrunk yourself. 6. When a friend announces her wedding, and you Ask... Question:- Is the guy you're marrying good? Answer :- No, he's a miserable wife beating, insensitive lout...it's just the money 7. When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call... Question:- Sorry. were you sleeping? Answer :- No. I was doing research on whether the Zulu tribes in africa marry or not. And you thought I was sleeping.... you dumb witted moron. 8. When you see a friend/colleague with evidently Shorter hair... Question:- Hey have you had a haircut? Answer :- No, its autumn and I'm shedding...... 9. At the dentist when he's sticking pointed objects in your mouth... Question:- Tell me if it hurts? Answer :- No it wont. It will just bleed. 10. You are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman asks... Question:- Oh, so you smoke. Answer :- Gosh, it's a miracle ............it was a piece of chalk and now it's in flames!!! - Seb. ########################################################################## # Send submissions for Goanet to [EMAIL PROTECTED] # # PLEASE remember to stay on-topic (related to Goa), and avoid top-posts # # More details on Goanet at http://joingoanet.shorturl.com/ # # Please keep your discussion/tone polite, to reflect respect to others # ##########################################################################
