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>From The Daily Telegraph, London >London, June 15: Scientists have developed what they claim is the..... >Bernard Manning, the stand-up comedian, said: ''To make a joke funny >you have to learn your delivery over the years. I'm still crafting at 71 and >I think it's rubbish to suggest that you can come up with a formula like >this. You also have to have the face for it. Tommy Cooper could make >people laugh just by standing silent. As far as I'm concerned, there's no >such thing as a perfect joke, except for Tony Blair.'' And ???? Need i say MORE!! Well read this.....murree 3 Engineers and 3 Doctors are going from GOA to MUMBAI. So both groups gather at Margao Station. Both groups are desperately trying to prove their superiority. SCENE 1 (MARGAO - MUMBAI) : 3 engineers take only 1 Ticket and 3 doctors buy 3 tickets.. Doctors are desperately waiting for TC to come...... When TC arrives, All 3 Engineers get in one train toilet, so when TC knocks , one hand comes out with the ticket and the TC goes away.... Doctors say "Dekh lenge" NOW on return Journey all of them don't get a direct train to GOA. So they all decide to take a Passenger untill Ratnagiri, from there they can easily get a LOCAL to GOA SCENE 2 (MUMBAI - RATNAGIRI) : Doctors decided, "this time we will prove that we too are equally SHAANE" murre.... All 3 Doctors take 1 Ticket Engineers don't buy tickets at all!!!!!.. ALL DOCTORS IN ONE TOILET. ALL ENGINEERS IN THE OPPOSITE ONE.. One engineer gets out and knocks the door of Doctors toilet, One hand comes with the tickets, he takes the ticket and comes in Engg toilet...TC arrives.... then DRIVES out ALL the doctors from the toilet and they are heavily fined........ SCENE 3 (RATNAGIRI - GOA) : SO now both the group on RATNAGIRI station. Doctors planning their move for last chance.. they board the local to Margao. This time doctors decide that they will play the same (1 ticket) trick. ALL Doctors take 1 ticket...Engineers BUY all 7 tickets this time... the TC Comes.. All Engineers show their tickets..... Doctors are still searching for toilet in the LOCAL...........murree:-)) - HAVE A NICE DAY -
