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I know the secret Lapit! Uska number nahim aata hai!! Cecil dear, stop this Matka business...you are on your way from Riches to Rags story...don't say i never warned you later. You will even loose the EXPRESSION on your face:-) hAVE a nICE dAY!! Seb > > Cecil Pinto-ko Gussa Kyon Atha Hai? > > Lapit > > > > --- Cecil Pinto <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > > > > > The Rules - This Time By Goan Men > > > > We always hear "the rules" from the female side. Now > > here are the rules > > from the male side. Specifically Goan males. > > > > ---------- > > 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. > > If it's up, put it > > down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't > > hear us bitching about you > > leaving it down. And if you complain too much we > > will revert back to the > > pig toilets. > > > > 2. Sunday = Fishing, Football and Feni. It's like > > the full moon or the > > changing of the tides. Let it be. > > > > 3. Crying is blackmail. Go to your mother's place > > for a few days. But don't > > cry. I will send you flowers through EXPRESSIONS! > > > > 4. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this > > one: Subtle hints do not > > work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not > > work! Just say it! > > This is not a subtle Steven Speilberg movie. It is a > > blatant Prince Jacob > > tiatr. Do not leave anything to the imagination. > > > > 5. We don't remember dates. Mark birthdays and > > anniversaries on the > > calendar in the kitchen where you mark how many panv > > and poeis and kanknna > > the poder delivers everyday. Remind us frequently > > beforehand. We will send > > the list to EXPRESSIONS (The Flower Shop) to take > > care of the matter. > > > > 6. Come to us with a problem only if you want help > > solving it. That's what > > we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends and sisters > > are for. And Lepoldin > > Aunty. > > > > 7. If you think you're looking like an Old Aunty, > > you probably are. Don't > > ask us. We refuse to answer. > > > > 8. Let us ogle. We are going to look anyway; it's > > genetic. It's Goan. > > > > 9. You have enough clothes. You have too many shoes. > > There are only so many > > village feasts in a year. > > > > 10. Varieties of Feni are as exciting for us as > > handbags are for you. > > ==== > > > > > > > > > ===== > http://www.goa-world.net/poems > > http://www.goa-world.net/poems/lino > > > > _______________________________ > Do you Yahoo!? > Declare Yourself - Register online to vote today! > http://vote.yahoo.com > >
