Eddie Fernandes <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > How to stop the monkey business in Goa: Some friends > of mine in Goa are plagued by monkeys. Dozens of > hefty langurs conduct daily jumping matches on > their roof, destroying up to 1,000 tiles annually. > Friends suggested a coating of cheetah droppings - > not an easy proposition. Does anyone have a > better suggestion, barring death traps? (The monkey > god Hanuman is venerated by Hindus.)
Folks, If the only problem is broken tiles, then the solution would be to have tiles that don't break. Mervyn2.0 --------------------------------- The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and tells whether you are qualified to be a �professional�. The questions are not that difficult. 1. How do you put a giraffe in a refrigerator? The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe and close the door. This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way. 2. How do you put an elephant in the refrigerator? Wrong answer: Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant and close the door. Correct answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your actions. 3.The lion king is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend except one. Which animal does not attend? Correct answer: The elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. This tests your memory. Okay, even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly. You still have one more chance to show your abilities. 4. There is a river you must cross, but it is inhabited by crocodiles. How do you manage it? Correct answer: You swim across. All the crocodiles are attending the animal meeting. This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes. ______________________________________________________________________ Post your free ad now! http://personals.yahoo.ca
