Three men were swimming at Durban beach: An Indian, a Black and a White guy. A huge, hungry shark hovers into view. These three guys panic & swim frantically for the shore all the while praying for deliverance. The shark eases over & rips the white guy to shreds. It then pounces on the black guy in a frenzy & eats him up too. Then it circles the Indian in shrinking circles, nears & then turns away as it does not want to eat him! The ecstatic Indian exclaims " the gods have answered my prayers". "Nee, boet", the shark replies, "it's not even because this is the Indian Ocean but jislaak last year I ate one of you and... my arse is still burning!'
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