Top Ten Ways to Recognize an NRI while in India Courtesy: Krishna Prasad ([EMAIL PROTECTED]) (May not apply towards NRIs from the Gulf) 10. One who requests the autorickshaw driver to drive slowly and clutches the seat-cushion in abject fear.
9. One who just bought a case of Bisleri or Aquafina. 8. One who gets upset if the train is only six hours late. 7. One who is nervously gazing at the Customs Green channel at the airport. 6. One who prefers eating fruit to Bhel Poori. 5. Any man who is changing a baby's diaper. 4. One who does not wait for the coolie at the train station, and hauls his/her own 30" suitcase. 3. One who feels embarassed to run after the railway conductor for a reservation. 2. One who says, "Say cheese!" when taking a picture. 1. One who has gained more FREQUENT FLYER mileage from trips to the toilet.
