1) You wake up at 6.00 am to buy pau.

2) You start bargaining with an offer of 20% of the
ask price.

3) You walk into a pub inspite of knowing that it has
no washroom facilities.

4) When asked who are you, you reply, "I am Balbina
Fernandes' grandson," even though Balbina has been
dead for twenty years.

5) When asked, "Which village are you from." you reply

6) You start making a grocery list for Friday instead
of a list for the people you are going to meet.

9) You say to yourself, "Forget about the catch and
release program."

10) You can walk within ten feet of a starving dog
with puss oozing out from its face. 




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