Agnelo and everyone, It is indeed an honor to have Agmelo join us on goanet. As one of the founders of the Goa Independence Clown Party, Agnolo has played a pivotal role in the hard and often bloody struggle for goanese independence. Mario's double vision and persistance has acted as a beacon of perspiration for those of us who have been toiling away in slavery from the 40+ years of the tyrranical Indian occupation . Despite his valiant efforts however, it must be admitted that much remains to be done to take the cause of goanese independence forward. It is clear that we need new ideas and should be open to getting help from outside parties. For inspiration, one must look no further than the results obtained by the great Moira Guava in his quest to achieve Iraqi indupendence. Some key learnings for the Iraqi campagin that should be used for Agzolo's Goan Cause are as follows: * Funding: As the FIR$T Goan millionaire in America, Agmelo has been very generous in supporting a variety of social causes in Goa. However as Moira has demonstrated, the key to success is to commandeer other people's money for one's own cause. In the Iraq war for example, our hero was able to mortage his children's and grand children's future, by forcing the nation to live beyond its means, while not touching a cent of his social security payouts. * Marketing: Its all in the spin baby. Despite there being no connection between 9/11 and Iraq, visions of a mushroom cloud over the booming metropolis of Toledo was enough to convince many Americans for the need to invade Iraq. We need similar creativity for Agnolo's Goon Cause. I humbly suggest the following: - We need a WMD connection. India does have WMDs, and as their invasion of Goa shows, these chilli hungry beasts will not stop until their fiery pickles and spices are spread all over the world. - Agnolo, please no longer bring up the case of Goan women being raped by the invading Indian barbarians. As inaction in Dafur, Sudan and more recently New Orleans has shown us, stopping rape against helpless women and children is not a priority item in America at the moment. - There are a lot of Israelies who visit Goa to enjoy its unique culture of cheap drugs, cheap booze and cheap cholestorol and fat laden foods. The occupation of Goa is doing much to destroy these essential elements of Goan culture, much to the detriment of the hapless Israeli tourists. It is therefore very clear that the Indian occupiers are extremely anti-semitic, and something that the ever so generous American tax payers has low tolerance for.
May I conclude by saying that the common theme in all of this is to get American support for your Goon Cause. To paraphrase a former US president, ask not what you can do for America, ask what American can do for you. May the force be with you! Marlon [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: Good old Senhor Tom is out of touch of Goan realities. One cannot get bird's eye view from Hongkong, unless you're born and raised in Goa before 1961. Agnelo Gomes Goan Patriot to drive India out of Goa.
