A BBC documentary is set to reveal that President Bush claims to take orders directly from God. The documentary series, to be broadcast later this month in Britain, quotes him as saying: "God would tell me, 'Geroge, go and fight those terrorists in Afghanistan.' And I did. And then God would tell me, 'George, go and end the tyranny in Iraq...' and I did."

"And now, again, I feel God's words coming to me, 'George, go get the Palestinians their State and the Israelis their security, and get peace in the Middle East.' And by God I'm gonna do it!"

How very reassuring to know that the leader of the sole Super Power is under His direct command! This world is in safe hands indeed!

Cheers, RKN



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