-------------------------------------------------------------------------- | Goa - 2005 Santosh Trophy Champions | | | | Support Soccer Activities at the grassroots in our villages | | Vacationing in Goa this year-end - Carry and distribute Soccer Balls | -------------------------------------------------------------------------- These are extracts from actual letters sent to the Leicester Council and Housing Association, written by Indians: > 1. I want some repairs done to my cooker as it has backfired and burnt my knob off. > 2. I wish to complain that my father hurt his ankle very badly when he put his foot in the hole in his back passage. > 3. And their 18-year-old son is continually banging his balls against my fence. > 4. I wish to report that the tiles are missing from the outside toilet roof. I think it was that bad wind the other night that blew them off. > 5. I am writing on behalf of my sink, which is coming away from the wall. > 6. Will you please send someone to mend the garden path, my wife tripped and fell on it yesterday and now she is pregnant. > 7. I request permission to remove my drawers in the kitchen. 50% of the walls are damp, 50% have crumbling plaster and the rest are plain filthy. > 8. The toilet is blocked and we cannot bath the children until it is cleared. > 9. Will you please send a man to look at my water? It is a funny color and not fit to drink. > 10. Our lavatory seat is broken in half and is now in three pieces. > 11. I want to complain about the farmer across the road, every morning at 6:00 am his cock wakes me up and its now getting too much for me. > 12. The man next door has a large erection in the garden, which is unsightly and dangerous. > 13. Our kitchen floor is damp. We have two small children and would like a third so please send someone round to do something about it. > 14. I am a single woman living in a downstairs flat and would you please do something about the noise made by the man I have on top of me every night. > 15. Please send a man with the right tool to finish the job and satisfy my wife.
