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>From Various: Hi, I would be grateful you can help me to take to England. I
>WILL DO ANY THING
TO COME TO ENGLAND, money too no problem. Please help.
JoeGoaUk: Yes, I often receive such requests saying they would do anything
I know, for fact, people do any thing, I mean anything.. even marrying their
own sister-in-laws
while their brothers still alive (well this is with consent though). The place
where I work there
are two Punjabis where their elder brothers allowed them to marry their own
wives (after a divorce
though). Goans are willing to go this further ? The whole thing could be a
dangerous affair' if
the younger brother once married to his own sister-in-law refused to give back
his legal wife to
her previous husband (his own brother now divorcee) ? Can we trust anybody now
a day ??
Can we take a chance ?? Well there are many who would go this further. But if
you do go this way
then dont forget to sign a pre-nuptial agreement.
Ok forget the above, there is another much simpler way ( no danger involved)
to come to England
by using loop hole in the recently introduced UK emigration law-CIVIL
PARTNERSHIP where MAN can
EVEN enter into partnership with another MAN. At the time of interview at
Mumbai British High
Commissioner office all you have to do or prove is this.. Just wear pinkish
shirt, reddish lips,
act like a girl, walk like a girl, talk like a girl and thats it , as simple
as that.
And did you say YOU ARE WILLING TO DO ANYTHING ?
Now, find a friend who could be British citizen , find where ? Hurry up, go to
Calangute/baga/Anjuna area now, before the end of the tourist season there .
Remember, I am not joking, its legal all you have to do is to marry another man
and thats all
legal in UK now.
Traditionally, Devache kurpen JOSE kazar zata TEREZINHA-kode
But now, Devache Kurpen DAVID kazar zata JOHN-akode.. Surprised ?? dont be..
Few days ago Elton JOHN got married to DAVID Furnishes and its all legal.
And before some one complains Why Devache Kurpen ? There is no Devachem
Besanv on such man to
man or woman to woman weddings.. for them I would say
The first couple who took advantage of this new law were both females and one
of them was Rev.
Debbie Gaston who married to her long term partner Elaine Cook..
Note: No offence to any community, I personally respect all human beings as I
strongly believe,
we all are children of same God.
Lawrence Goa: I have given my wife a surprise Xmas present- very unique one,
its a Puppy Dog
as a companion as I work abroad. What about you ?
JoeGoaUk: Are Lawrence, you say it Unique ? Never heard of Top Dog for Xmas ?
That's very common here. In fact, our Manchester United Striker Wayne
Rooney(20) has given
similar surprise gift to his fiancée Collin (19) not a top dog but TOP Horse
costing £70,000
(thats about Rs.56,00,000) oi re ponas ani sou lak.
What about David Beckham(30) then ? Not much this Xmas but spent £25,000
(Rs.20,00,000) on a mini
Hummer Car for his son Brooklyn (5) last XMAS.
And me, I have given an unique present to my wife too 'Romantic (but not
candlelit) Dinner at
Midnight' with nothing ON. Now, don't you try to copy me.
Aramit: I understand Mobile phones are Cheaper in UK, how Cheap ?
JoeGoaUk: Well, Nokia N70, the most sought after phone, is costing around
£350 (Rs.28,000) but
if one buy it with say 12 or 18 months contract with a network provider, one
may pay just £30 per
month plus one gets: FREE 500 minutes to anytime any UK networks including all
land lines nos in
Uk plus 100 FREE text Messages.
Also includes 3 month free insurance etc etc (so by the end of the 18 months
period it will cost
you alteast £540). There are plenty other offers too on the same phone.
Nokia N70: phone details
2 Megapixel Camera with Auto-Focus and 20 x Digital Zoom
Bluetooth wireless technology
Video Calling - make live calls to your friends!
Video Capture, Playback, Download and Streaming
PC syncronisation
Tri-band World Phone
Dimensions: 108.8 x 53 x 24mm
Weight: 126 grams
Roldao: Any bollywood movies in UK Top Ten now ?
JoeGoaUk: Why not ?
Bluffmaster.
No 9 in the current UK chart
Stars: Abhishek Bachchan, Priyanka Chopra, Riteish Deshmukh, Nana Patekar,
Boman Irani
Until next time bye.......
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