The Committee for procuring Geographical Indicator status for Goan Feni
has, in the course of their investigations, been uncovering strange facts
about other alcohol forms and their side-effects.
For example the results of a recent analysis revealed the presence of
female hormones in beer. Men
should take a concerned look at their beer consumption.
The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain
phytoestrogens) and that by drinking
enough beer, men turn into women.
To test the theory, 100 men drank 8 pints of beer each within a 1 hour
period. It was then observed
that 100% of the test subjects:
1) Argued over nothing.
2) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.
3) Gained weight.
4) Talked excessively without making sense.
5) Became overly emotional.
6) Couldn't drive.
7) Failed to think rationally
8) Had to sit down while urinating.
No further testing was considered necessary.
These findings further strengthen the case for the benefits of consuming
Feni instead of other forms of alcohol.
Cheers!
Cecil
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