Lianne, this is very funny. Thanks for the humour, enjoyed it. Regards, George
--- Lianne Rodricks <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > > 101st Goan NRI 4-Rum formed in Cy-BAR space. > > (because I just had to be one up on George) > > Im a Goan NRI so Im qualified to join the rat race .or should I say The > Crab Race (all > puns intended.!!!) My Organization will be different from Georges as it will > be called the > 101st Gulf-Goan United Front and Back-less (read: spineless) NRI (Newly > Repatriated from an > Institution) Forum (read: for-Rum since all the others have been for-Feni > all these years) > of the Goan Diaspora spread out (read: disunited) all over the Gulf. > > I have no Agenda .hidden or otherwise, and till such time that I find > another like-minded > member to join my Organization .I like the term office-BAREers so I will be > the Founder > President & the Chairwoman (not to be misconstrued with Charwoman) and will > hold every other > office/r that I deem fit. > > I/we will aim to promote Communal Harmony and Musical Harmony too. After > all Goans are so > Musical that orchestrating any form of dis-harmony comes easy to us. Look at > our Ministers and > how easily they play Musical Chairs in Goa. Weve learnt from the best, and > are represented by > the best! > > And yes! I promise to clutter cyberspace with my volumes of yellow > journalism and first hand > reports. The average report will be 10 pages long snooze fests.....even if > they're about a > Kindergarten singing competition in Kuwait or a back-alley inter-village > Football > Tournament......zzzzzz's > > I/we propose that we have an Annual May-Queen Dance on the same day that > any other Goan Club > announces their show. > > And when in Goa, I will make the rounds of the secretariat introducing > myself to all and > sundry as the Honourable President, thus currying favour with the Powers that > be so I can get > permission to build an illegal boundary wall to my property and erect an > illegal shack that > encroaches on the Hi-tide restricted land. I will invite all the Mini-sters > (the prefix mini > describes their IQ adequately) who are from one Camp (those who favour Mopa > and/or Konkani in > Roman Script)on one day and the ones from the other Camp on another. Thats > diplomacy Goan > ishtyle ..not to be misinterpreted as Wendells Style in any way. Just hope > none of the > Ministers crosses the floor at midnight because then Ill have to invite them > twice. > > Suggestions welcome (but wont be taken into consideration). > > So there you have it ..Goas newest FOUR-RUMs > > My NRI Goan Forum will be the Best > So mar-shendi and to hell with the Rest > And the secret to what inspired this rhyme? > Two parts Rum and a generous dash of lime > > Further comments can be sent to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] > > (Anyone who is silly enough to take this seriously will be invited to be > immediate Past > President of this 4Rum.) > > Lianne
