DEAR AUNTY No. 3: WEEKLY TOP 12:
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1. DEAR AUNTY,
Bad luck. Our ship sank. If we make a Konkani Titanic, what to call it ?
Shippy.
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Dear Shippy: Amchem No-ship.
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2. DEAR AUNTY,
I'm a French doc. I want to treat hot chicks in Goa. What sign can I put?
Pierre
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Dear Pierre: Combien Dotor.
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3. DEAR AUNTY,
So many outsiders, ghanttis, migrants in Goa ! Suggest laws to stop them.
Maria.
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Dear Maria: Bye-laws.
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4. DEAR AUNTY,
I very gaudy, now jean-pant. No more sai-buloos, booty, field-work ! We want
reservation - 3 Minister posts, 4 engg., 5 medical. Plus pension. Oi? Bai
Jakin.
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Dear Bai Jakin: Go to Patto Plaza, 3rd Floor. Youll get 'British'
passport.
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5. DEAR AUNTY,
Maratis are trying to annex Goa again ! What can we warn them this time ?
Bruce.
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Dear Bruce: Tum Marate, Hum Karate.
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6. DEAR AUNTY,
You velly funny. Now, foot-mouth or mad-cow, which is faster ? Elisabeth .
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Dear Elisabeth: Closed mouth gathers no foot, but mad-cow is udder
disaster.
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7. DEAR AUNTY,
Tell me darling, what's the difference between an aunty and a ghanty ?
Annama.
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Dear Annama: An aunty is too dear, and a ghanty is you, dear.
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8. DEAR AUNTY,
Help ! My pet budgie got pulped in my mixie. Can I eat it ? I'm pure veg.!
Bina.
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Dear Bina: No problem. Budgie puree is also pure veg.
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9. DEAR AUNTY,
I think I love you. I'm a simple common guy. Can I come to see you ?
Simon.
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Dear Simon: If you're a comin' by, then I'm a Goan bye, bye !
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10. DEAR AUNTY,
My wife from Karnataka. We fight terribly at nights. How to sleep better?
Joao.
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Dear Joao: Sleep in separate beds. Yours in Margaum, hers in Belgaum.
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11. DEAR AUNTY,
Pls,all your replies must be model english. Now,which school did you go to?
Zia.
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Dear Zia: Model English.
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12. DEAR AUNTY,
Are you veg. or non-veg. ? Whats your position on animal slaughter ?
Krishna.
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Dear Krishna: One should love animals. They're so tasty.
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