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DEAR AUNTY No. 4: WEEKLY TOP 12:
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1. DEAR AUNTY,
I want to be like Princess Diana. But I don't want a grumpy husband like
Prince Charles. Can you suggest for me a very funny prince ? Lina.
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Dear Lina: Prince Jacob.
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2. DEAR AUNTY,
Auntys too capable, uncles unable. His pain is unbearable. Help!
Dr.Santosh
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Dear Dr. Santosh: Don't worry yourself. It will fall off by itself !
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3. DEAR AUNTY,
I need to see you very urgently. Can I please have your full name ? Shaila.
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Dear Shaila: Why, don't you already have one ?
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4. DEAR AUNTY,
What's the famous Konkani movie that recently left the Inox theatres ? Max
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Dear Max: 'Goan With The Wind'.
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5. DEAR AUNTY,
Santa & Banta are famous twins. Name a famous pair of Goan butchers.
JoeGoaUK
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Dear Joe: Choris-tum ani Choris-aum.
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6. DEAR AUNTY,
Come to Delhi, and I'll show you my belly. Melly.
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Dear Melly: Come to Agra, and I'll show you my ghagra !
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7. DEAR AUNTY,
Is it true the Goan waiter Paul composed the first mando in cyberspace ?
Bula
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Dear Bula: Yes, dear. He wrote "How cyber...Paul today waiter !"
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8. DEAR AUNTY,
I'm NRI typist in Saudi. I stole. Now my hands to be cut off. What to do?
Pia
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Dear Pia: Learn shorthand.
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9. DEAR AUNTY,
My UP friends say that Goa is known as Indias most violent state. Why?
Zina.
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Dear Zina: It's English capital is 'Punch-him' & Konkani one is 'Mar-goa' !
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10. DEAR AUNTY,
My niece gone to Beijing to marry. What's her new Chinese name ? Carlos.
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Dear Carlos: 'Goan Tu Fa' ?
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11. DEAR AUNTY,
Which famous Goan dish was named after its inventor, a Gujju teacher ?
Pina.
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Dear Pina: Sir.patel
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12. DEAR AUNTY,
When 3 Goenkars booze, 2 are sad. Why is the 3rd one always joking ? Zuzu.
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Dear Zuzu: Because he's the 'fenny' guy !
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