No this is not the controversial topic I promised but in the interests of science and philosophy, this is far more important. As a disclaimer, I admit that this theory isn't based on a large population survey, nor is it validated by any other specific statistical tool. It is just based on empirical evidence as observed by me.
Men suffer from PDD an acronym for Penile Deficit Disorder. Because they suffer from this ailment (and because those few men not suffering from it can no longer dress like Renaissance Man) they are forever trying to compensate for it by using various means of sublimation. For instance there is the PDD man who constantly cheats on his wife or significant other to prove to himself "what a man he is". There are others who owing to lack of such inclination or perhaps opportunity usually settle for buying the bigger car, the bigger house, the bigger plasma TV or the bigger tool box. There are still others, who not having such means, motive and opportunity have settled for engaging in long and futile discussions on the internet with other like-minded men also suffering from PDD. These battles bent on proving very minor points such as the correct source of links, the right comma in the second paragraph (which really no one but extreme PDD man reads), the offending word (which offends no one but terminal PDD man), etc, etc, ad infinitum. I'd like to say that I know of a cure for PDD but I don't. I understand extensive research has been carried out and a possible vaccine may become available circa the arrival of the next Haley's comet, which is also incidentally expected to hit the earth and end civilisation as we know it. Doubtless, PDD man will still be found on some other colonised planet talking to cacti and discussing the finer points of tequila distilling. Elisabeth __________________________________________________ Do You Yahoo!? Tired of spam? Yahoo! Mail has the best spam protection around http://mail.yahoo.com _____________________________________________ Do not post admin requests to the list. Goanet mailing list ([email protected])
