DEAR AUNTY - No. 6: WEEKLY TOP 12:
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1. DEAR AUNTY,
Pls. help me with my SSC maths ! Is circumference = Pi r square ? Pina.
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Dear Pina: Pie not square. Pie round. Pao square.
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2. DEAR AUNTY,
All outsiders are buying Goa's lands. Foreigners, anda-goonda outsiders,now
mostly Keralite babu egg-heads. But they can't speak Konkani. Why ? Sacru.
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Dear Sacru: They don't 'unda' stand !
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3. DEAR AUNTY,
Hurrah ! Dabolim has won ! What shall we do about poor Mopa ? Philip.
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Dear Philip: Maybe if you keep quiet, Mopa'll just Goa away !
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4. DEAR AUNTY,
Jesus had nothing to do with the Da Vinci code, fact or fiction. Yet our
priests get worked up, going round & round in circles ? Why ? Jen.
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Dear Jen: Jesus spoke in parables. Priests speak in parabolas.
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5. DEAR AUNTY,
My parents fought & left. I don't want to be an orphan ! What to do ? Joe.
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Dear Joe: Put up a poster at Monginis pastry shop: "My Pie Missing".
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6. DEAR AUNTY,
Did you hear - a worm was found in Goa Dairy milk packet ? You know, in the
night, people do no. 1, on the milk gaddo. Why govt. does nothing ? Milu.
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Dear Milu: Because it is susse-gado !
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7. DEAR AUNTY,
Elections round the corner ! Any advice for perpetual losers ? Floriano
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Dear Floriano: "Blessed are they who bounce, for they shall return ".
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8. DEAR AUNTY,
My wife Kate is expecting twins ! Can you suggest a pair of nice Goan names
for twin boys or, if they're girls, then for twin girls ? Peter.
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Dear Peter: If boys: " Peter & Repeater"; if girls : " Kate & Duplicate".
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9. DEAR AUNTY,
Govt. is fighting AIDS. Give them a nice slogan promoting monogamy. Joy.
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Dear Joy: "Sex is rest, sex is fun / Sex is best, one on one !"
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10. DEAR AUNTY,
I've never heard Konkani 'knock, knock' jokes. Please tell me one !
"Knock, Knock ! Konn ? Aiee !... Aiee konn ?"
"Arre pisha,..... Aikonn, somzopa zaim !"
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11. DEAR AUNTY,
Do you favour reservations e.g. for 10 medical seats, do you agree 50% each
for merit & quota ? Teacher, is 5(q)ueue + 5(q)uota system, OK ? Bharat.
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Dear Bharat: 5q + 5q = 10q teacher ! (=thank you,teacher!)
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12. DEAR AUNTY,
Navy was shady about Dabolim. Now, what can INS HANSA say ?! Nasci.
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Dear Nasci: Oh, their Hansa not clean, they have many questions to Hansa !
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