Ah Alfred, How could any housewife harried or otherwise deal sternly with you. In fact the Association of Harried Housewives has commissioned me to dub you "Poet Emeritus" of the Harried Housewives.
Now that the two Pintos are getting into election mode, may we beseech your services to render odes and paens of praise to the two prospective MLAs? And thank you kindly sir, but for the moment, we shall dispense with your generous offer of "surstroming" (don't want to drive away our prospective voters you see, we Goans are only used to the delicious whiff of our timeless favourite "hare"). Now Cecil, the Association of Harried Housewives would unaminously wish to bestow upon you a generous cash award. But alas and alack the bad news is that all our members are the better halves of the Association of Stingy Spouses. So all we can offer you is an abundance of gratitude and our sincere and heartfelt appreciation. However the offer of the felicitation functions still stands and are in the process of being organised. And yes, considering the pressure our families put us desperate housewives and househusband through, I think the pressure cooker election symbol would be most appropriate and fitting. Now that so many new groups in Goa are putting up political candidates for the next elections, I am sure the Harried /Desperate Housewives/Househusband can form a formidable and influential constituency. Looking forward to our political association Diana P.S. Do you have any offdays from your house husbanding. A change of workplace scenario might do you good. I have a couple of loads of clothes that are in dire need of washing and drying. Please please please..... Alfred de Tavares wrote : > For rendering this exquisite service to your homewifely otgies I hope, and > devoutly pray, that you do not deal with me as your stern namesake dealt with > poor Acteon for beholding her charms that sweet Venus would have ever so > willingly unveiled for him... > > Yours, ever so hopefully & prayerfully, > yet to be dubbed, Alfred _______________________________________________ Goanet mailing list [email protected] http://lists.goanet.org/listinfo.cgi/goanet-goanet.org
