CONGRATS JGU CONGRATS YOU are the chosen one for whom we lesser Goans were waiting for long, to fall down unto us from the skies above, just like the Biblical 'MANAS'.
Now that YOU are here, we the busy-bees, who wanted to move mountains when we couldn't even climb mole-hills, can go to sleep knowing that all will be well with YOU around and roaring. Just one sincere request though. If YOU have not yet settled on the 'LADY MINISTER', YOU please take my mother-in-law, who is all knowing and a tyrant by herself. Even Shashikala Kakodkar would not stand a feeble chance with her around. Infact, her daughter-in-laws cringe in the corners of the house when they hear her footsteps around. YOU require such a personality in Goan administration now, than ever before, in the wake of Parwin Bhai's from Bangladesh going around supplying young girls to the police officials and Ministers to render them in-effective. YOU could have safely added one more minister to your list of 5, though. If that were the case, we at goasuraj could rest re-assured that YOU will not go back to blaming us for giving you the idea of choosing such an odd number, since we too have chosen the same odd 5. We at goasuraj only hope that like us, YOU have not sealed that number for ever and can safely amend it to 6 or 4. With best wishes and kind regards, We remain, Your very sleepy admirers, already spreading the beddings to go to sleep. goasuraj ----- Original Message ----- From: "JoeGoaUk" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: <[email protected]> Sent: Wednesday, September 13, 2006 4:12 AM Subject: [Goanet] Breaking News.. Goa, New Party formed - SGP Breaking News.. Goa, New Party formed - SGP New and sure alternate 'force' party formed. It says.. Forget about UDF, UGP, Congress (I), Goa Congress, JP, BJP, NCP, MGP but just remember SGP (Save Goa Party or Soglea Goemkaramchi Party) SGP says.... WE ARE YOUNG, STRONG AND SURE TRUE GOANS WITH Certidão de teor TO SAVE GOA, OUR PARTY IS HERE OUR HEARTS ARE NOT DIRTY BUT CLEAN & PURE. AILING GOA, OUR PARTY IS THE ONLY CURE. In the meeting of the Party's Executive Wing just concluded in a busy city hotel near Cafe Prakash today, following was unanimously agreed upon: There would be just 5 Cabinet Ministers (currently Jumbo size about 13) Of which one would be a female. List of 40 candidates and 5 would be ministers finalized today. Who are the WB ministers? (WB=would be) Mr. Ferdinand Nunes, alias FN, to be the first speaker of the new elected party. He will decide what to debate in the house and check what is off topic or on topic and accept or reject accordingly. He will also hold other minor porfolios as his post is of a cabinet rank. Mr. M. Botelho, Alias Miguel, to be a cabinet minister. Who will hold charge of Agriculture, Animal Husbandry, Tourism, Forest, Environment, Archaeology, Panchayat etc Mr. Ciriaco Pinheiro, alias CP, will have IT, Art and Culture, Excise (boozers can well expect drastic reduction in IMFL (Indian made foreign Liquor), Finance, Revenue E Carvalho, alias Elizabeth, A lady Ministers, will take charge of Law, Electricity, water resources, woman and child development etc. So, who is going to be the WB CM ? When this came up for discussion, strangely, no one came forward for the CM post. However, every one pointed out just one person and who is he ? He is none other than JGU. The People's choice. Joao GUstav Ferrao, alias JGU (pronounce J-gu) (One peculiarity of this party..there is no fight for CM post or chair.) At first, JGU flatly refused but seeing that the trust they all put in him, he then decided to go for it but on certain terms and conditions. Did they have any choice ? So, the WB CM takes the cake as well as cream on it. Accordingly, the new CM will keep with him Home Dept, PWD, TCP, Health, Education, social Welfare Dept etc Following were the excerpts from the brief interview held with the waiting journalist out the city hotel: Press:Mr WB CM, only five Ministers ? How can you manage ? WBCM: After approval, we will get most of the work done by our Chief secretaries and other IAS officers, all govt. servants will be on their toes, eventually, all files will come to us for our assent. Press:We see that you are keeping top depts with you, as a head of the depts, briefly tell us your priorities WBCM: As Home Ministers I will see that all gambling activities like matka etc wiped off permanently etc Police dept to be reshuffled. As PWD, immediate start of New bridge over Zuari river, plus 4 bridges across Mandovi river. One at Ribandar-Chorao, second at Panjim- Betim foot brige and third at Campal opp. Inox to Reis Magos/Verem all these bridges to be completed within 6 month and one, the fourth one at Divar-oldGoa within one year. As TCP, demolish all illegal structures and this would be a lesson to all. As health, Margao New hospital within 18 months, and all other hospitals including GMC to work under complete new management to bring about changes from grass root level. Education: Education to all. I will come out with a new dole scheme where SSC passed will get Rs. 700 per month (SSC failed also to get Rs.500 per month provided they are not failed in more than 2 subjects). At least their parents would send them to school for the sake of money. To attain 100% literacy by 2012. Social Welfare: My first priority would be to bring down to half the present over 83,000 claimants under DSS scheme as about half of them are bogus and the money thus saved will be utilised as doles to unemployed etc. Plus the money saved on 7/8 ministers by reducing the current 13 to just 5. There are plans to boost Goa's Income/Revenue etc. Press:Like what plans sir ? WBCM Sorry, that too early now or else others will copy out election manifesto. Press: What would be your Govt. policy on the proposed 10 more Casinos in Goa ? WBCM: What casinos ? Casinos over my dead body. Didn't you hear that the two of the five accused in Vasco boy murder case were frequent visitors to Panjim Casino ? Our govt will not encourage this type of culture. WBCM: It has been very tiring day today, please excuse me, there will be a proper press conference soon and you all will be invited. Press: Sir, sir...One final question..what about your party finance? WBCM: Our party is financially sound. Thanks to NRIs. And when this news spread out our party coffers/strength would be even More stronger. Please register by sending a blank email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] or just forward this email back to [EMAIL PROTECTED] This Email ID does exist, see below. =========== Date: Tue, 12 Sep 2006 23:07:28 +0100 (BST) From: "Save Goa" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Subject: Thanks joe To: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Dear Joe, Thanks you for all your support. regards, JGU for SGP ==== Watch this space for next comprehensive interview. Press adds: Readers please take note JGU is a well known Goan personality, some of you may know him on the net as JoeGoaUk who is nototious for his News Flesh items in between the dotted lines.. 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