DEAR AUNTY No. 21 - WEEKLY TOP 12:
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1. DEAR AUNTY,
I'm a penniless baker. No feni too. Should I just give up ? Cajie
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Dear Cajie: If you have no cashew will always knead the dough !
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2. DEAR AUNTY,
I'm housewife. I "knock-knock" your advice how to buy good bananas. De Mello
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Dear De Mello: "Knock! Knock!..."Who's there?"...De Mello!..."De Mello who?
Arrey,............De Mello ones are the yellow ones!"
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3. DEAR AUNTY,
Which my girlfriend make me high - Marie-Isabel or Marie-Celeste? Rastaboy
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Dear Rastaboy: Neither. Go for Marie-Juana ! (marijuana!)*
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4. DEAR AUNTY,
Why did the combi and combo wear thick glasses to the exam? Pulis
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Dear Pulis: Because both were combi-nerd ! (combinad=pair o' crooks!)*
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5. DEAR AUNTY,
Zany Question: Why did Bombay Duck ? Cookie
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Dear Cookie: 'Cos it saw Chilly Fry !
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6. DEAR AUNTY,
So the International Vegetarian Congress is being held in Goa! How come
most veggies are non-violent i.e. full of nothing but hot air? Bajie
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Dear Bajie: Because, dear - veggies are very peas-full !
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7. DEAR AUNTY,
Did you know all our Goa church icons are being stolen by dwarfs? Chotta
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Dear Chotta: Oh, so that's what it was all along - miniatures !
(miniatures=mini-chors!)*
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8. DEAR AUNTY,
Don't you think before they're married, all girls should be chaste? Virgo
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Dear Virgo: My friend, talk rubbish like that, and you'll be chased !
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9. DEAR AUNTY,
Who's that girl who got drunk at your party on mango pickle ?? Misha
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Dear Misha: Ha ha ! I think you mean 'Miss Kut ?!'
(kut=booze; miskut=mango pickle!)*
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10. DEAR AUNTY,
New casinos for Goa!! 2 questions - how to stop my wife losing at gambling,
and what to wear - I luv T-shirts, but T's have no pockets for cash! Joe
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Dear Joe: Wear a cash-T. When wifey plays a wrong card, poker !
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11. DEAR AUNTY,
Riddle: What's the difference between a forger and a toddy-tapper? Carlos
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Dear Carlos: Haha ! One fakes money and the other makes fenny !
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12. DEAR AUNTY,
Why did DHL and Blue Dart close their South Goa branches ? Eugene
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Dear Eugene: Easy ! Because Salcete is full of Correias !
(couriers!)*
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Disclaimer: all original material [EMAIL PROTECTED] *translations for
'tube-lights' & non-konkani readers worldwide. Forward with acknowledgement.
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