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2006 * * * Y E A R * * * O F * * * T H E * * * S E N I O R
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Goa Sudharop Annual Awards on November 20, 2006 @ Mandovi Hotel @ 4:30pm
Chief Guest: Dr. Asha Vishwanath Sawardekar
A series of essays as a tribute to Goan Seniors can be found at:
http://www.goanet.org/index.php?name=News&file=article&sid=524
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**DEAR AUNTY No. 30 - WEEKLY TOP 12**
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1. DEAR AUNTY,
Aikunn ge! If Dr. Willy stands again in Saligao, will you oppose him? Sally
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Dear Sally: Willy or Won't he?? Aunty'll I know, Aikunn't commit !
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2. DEAR AUNTY,
I'm sitting on my bund, looking all around. Who goes through my pand?? Pulis
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Dear Pulis: "Knock!Knock!"...."Who's there?"...."Pand!"...."Pand who??"
"Arrey, pisha............Pandu Hawaldar, voita Zanzi-bar!!"
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3. DEAR AUNTY,
Can King Momo come for our May Queen Ball to crown Miss Carnivore XL? Jen
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Dear Jen: If he falls for her, he may be May King a big Miss Steak !!
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4. DEAR AUNTY,
Were Vasco gals encouraged to commit suicide by drowning in olden days? Sati
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Dear Sati: Yes, dear! That's why it's called Mor.mu.go Harbour !!
(mor.mu.go=kill yourself, girl!)*
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5. DEAR AUNTY,
Im making Portuguese passport with this advocate. His secretarys really
pretty, but very deep! If I propose, how can I attest her true feelings? Loy
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Dear Loy: "Notarize !" ('note her eyes !!')*
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6. DEAR AUNTY,
Who always supports the Varca strongman the Church or the people?? Padkur
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Dear Padkur: Weak or strong, our Church'll always have the masses !!
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7. DEAR AUNTY,
Do Goans use 'mother' for dudes as well as chicks, like Americans do? Zanti
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Dear Zanti: Yup! We call old guys Mother-O, and some mother things !
(mataro=old guy!)*
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8. DEAR AUNTY,
My sister's upset why you made fun of marble-pressed sodas ! Now she wants
her own press as her boyfriend is threatening her for exotic drinks!! Jemti
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Dear Jemti: Tell her not to get soda pressed ! He doesn't want tequilla !
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9. DEAR AUNTY,
What's the difference between a thirsty Goan and a hungry Goan? Dhaba
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Dear Dhaba: One wants to pour-his-chao, the other wants his-choris-pao !!
(chao=tea; choris pao=Goan hot-dog!)*
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10. DEAR AUNTY,
I went to Tirupati. Too slow queues. Would a shout speed them up?? Bhat
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Dear Bhat: Nope. Just start chanting "Hurry Rama, Hurry Krishna...."
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11. DEAR AUNTY,
Carmo's crazy ! He claims Sashti booze is better than Bardez. Ive tried
cajoling, but he winds me up so much, I really want to strangle him! Mario
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Dear Mario: Don't get 'madd' its not 'fenny'!! Just 'cajel' him to death!
(madd=fenny=cajel=Goan liquor!)*
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12. DEAR AUNTY,
Is it true guitarist Mark Knopfler's band had Goenkar habits ?? Bondo
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Dear Bondo: Yup, didn't you hear of them - Dias Traits !
('Dire Straits'!)*
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Disclaimer: all original material [EMAIL PROTECTED] *translations for
'tube-lights' & non-konkani readers worldwide. Forward with acknowledgement.
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