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Santan the humble Goan crab & Margaret the Lobster Princess were
madly deeply and passionately in love. For months they enjoyed an
idyllic relationship, until one day Margaret scuttled over to Santan in tears.
"We can't see each other anymore..." she sobbed.
"Why?" gasped Santan.
"Daddy says that Goan crabs are too common," she wailed. "He claims
you, a mere crab & a poor one at that, are the lowest class of
crustacean...and that no daughter of his will marry someone who can
only walk sideways."
Santan was shattered and scuttled away into the darkness. He picked
up a bottle of Caju Feni to drink himself into a filthy state of
aquatic oblivion.
That night the great Lobster ball was taking place. Lobsters came
from far and wide and there was dancing and merry making, but
Margaret the Lobster Princess refused to join in, choosing instead to
sit by her father's side, inconsolable.
Suddenly the doors burst open and Santan crab strode in.
The Lobsters all stopped their dancing, the Princess gasped and the
King Lobster rose from his throne.
Slowly and painstakingly, Santan the crab made his way across the
floor... and all could see that he was walking FORWARDS, one claw
after another!
Step by step he made his approach towards the throne, until he
finally looked King Lobster in the eye.
There was a deadly hush.
Finally, Santan crab spoke...
"Sheeeet, I'm pissed!"
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