The word retro is usually taken to mean aspects of current life or style that 
are consciously imitative of a previous age.

The English language as used in India referring especially to bureaucracy or 
government could have been bodily lifted from days of the British Raj. And that 
is the pity of modern India, a country in which a dynamic private sector 
struggles against a govt frozen in time with regard to laws, language and 
administration.

Whenever I want a few laughs after a busy day, I can find them from any news 
item in any Indian English newspaper. If you are wondering where I got my 
latest laugh from, wonder no more.

Pawan Hans (the public sector civilian helicopter transport company) recently 
saw the resignation of 5 of their best pilots in the western sector. These 
pilots maintained that for years they have been flying the Gadchiroli Naxalite 
areas without military training or helicopter gunships. The constant high 
stress of flying over naxal controlled territory made them sitting ducks and 
hence their resignations.

To which their area general manager commented to the press " I have heard that 
5 pilots have submitted their papers. I have yet to go through their email."

As if this wasn't riotous enough, the state director general of police added "I 
don't understand why they are afraid. We have provided adequate security cover 
at the Gadchiroli helipad."

Arre papyas:
Whats the point of an email if you have "yet to read it".
And
The problem is not the helipads. It is the flying distance in between.

Roland.


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