Jose Fernandes a 52 year old Portuguese citizen came to Canada as a young boy along with his family in the 1970s. Thrown out of the house at age 15, being rebellious, he was put in a training school (probably as a ward of the state).
While his parents and siblings applied for and became Canadian citizens in due course, he never availed of that opportunity no doubt having at that age better ways to spend it than giving it to the Govt of Canada. Running afoul of the law on a few occasions - if you are not a citizen and commit serious enough crimes you will be deported - he was deported to Portugal, being of Portuguese nationality. Understandably, with his family, friends and everybody he knew all being in Canada, Jose returned illegally - 5 times. On false Canadian passports under different names. He was caught every time. Both Canada Border Protection and the courts are fed up of Jose. This time the public prosecutor asked for 2 years jail time but Jose pulled only 8 months since the judge heard him plead with tears in his eyes that he would return again but this time legally. Jose of course stands no chance of legally returning because of his crime sheet. So once again he will come, be caught, jailed, enjoying the hospitality of the taxpayer's money at $300 dollars per day and be deported in style on an all expenses paid air ticket to Portugal. Jose goes out of pocket only for this Portugal to Canada fare. Good luck Jose. Just charm a lonely 50 year old Canadian citizen of the opposite sex with a few fados, plenty of maceira and tons of the food you must no doubt be fond of cooking yourself and your immediate problems will be solved. But you have no problems you'll probably tell me. And you would be right. Roland. Toronto. Sent from Samsung Mobile
