DON’T HAVE……. CHINTUwas a mischievous boy, his Dad fed-up by correcting him on his misdeeds. One fine day CHINTU’s DADbought a Robot. The Robot was special in that it could detect a lie and would slap on the face of the person who lies. CHINTUreturned late from school that day and his DAD asked him:- CHINTU’s DAD: Son why are you late from school?
CHINTU: Dad we had extra classes today. Much to his astonishment the Robot jumped up and slapped CHINTUon his face. CHINTU’s DAD: This Robot is special in that he can detect a lie and will then slap the person who lied, now come on tell me the truth: CHINTU’s DAD: Why are you late? CHINTU: Dad I went for a movie. CHINTU’s DAD: Which movie? CHINTU: The Ten Commandments. Splatt... CHINTUgot a tight slap on the face from the Robot. CHINTU: Sorry Dad, honestly, I went for the movie “Sheela ki Jawani”. CHINTU’s DAD: Shame on you son, when I was your age I never used to do such shameful things. Splatt….., CHINTU’s DADgets a tight slap on the face from the Robot. Hearing all this, CHINTU’s MOMcomes walking out of the kitchen saying: CHINTU’s MOM: After all he is your son, he will be like you only. The Robot steps up and gives a resounding slap on CHINTU’s MOM’s face. Dear readers, I don’t have to tell you’ll why the Robot slapped CHINTU’s MOM.Isn’t it??? Cajetan de Sanvordem Kuwait.
