THAT I WAS….. A policeman (Hawaldar Xembu) pulls a guy (Lores) for over speeding:-
Hawaldar Xembu: May I see your driving license? Lores: Sorry Hawaldar, I don't have. Hawaldar Xembu: May I see car registration papers? Lores: This is not my car. I stole it. Hawaldar Xembu: The car is stolen? Lores: That's right. But I think I saw the car registration papers in the tool box, when I was putting my gun in there. Hawaldar Xembu: There is a gun in the tool box? Lores: Yes sir. That's where I put it after I shot and killed the woman who owns this car and stuffed her in the trunk. Hawaldar Xembu: There's a BODY in the TRUNK? Lores: Yes, Hawaldar. Hearing this, Hawaldar Xembuimmediately called Police Inspector in charge. Lores’scar was quickly surrounded by police. Hawaldar Xembuleaves: Police Inspector: Hey mister, can I see your license? Lores: Sure. Here it is. Police Inspector: Who's car is this? Lores: It's mine, officer. Here is the registration. Police Inspector: Could you slowly open your tool box so I can see if there's a gun in it. Lores: Yes sir, but there's no gun in it. Sure enough, there was no gun in the tool box: Police Inspector: Would you mind opening the trunk? I was told that you said there is a body in it. Lores: No problem. Trunk is opened; no body. Police Inspector: I don't understand. The Hawaldarwho stopped you said, you didn't have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the tool box, and that there is a dead body in the trunk. Lores: What??? Sorry to say Inspector, but I think your Hawaldaris drunk or gone out of his mind, and I am sure that he told you that I was speeding too. Police Inspector: I am sorry to bother you Lores, you may please leave. Cajetan de Sanvordem Kuwait.
