Dear goanet readers

Santosh Helekar is the person who deserves high praise, if he says Selma's book 
is "well-researched and well written", one has to presume that he has read it 
from cover to cover including all research documents, if I may be so bold to 
ask him did he attend speed reading classes?   Please could he kindly share 
with us his secret of success?

Most of us only received The Book at the event that Launched 100 copies just 
over a week ago.   So far I have enjoyed stories of a merry band of Goykars, 
equivalent to the Oom-Pah-Pah band, who played in Zanzibar and Casablanca style 
bars (Casablanca as in film not place, where one saw a bar filled with smoke 
wafting to the ceiling and had that classic line "here's looking at you, kid"). 
 Just got to the exciting part where one of our fellow Goykar's took out his 
gun and shot a charging lioness only to become distracted by postings from 
fellow Goykars on goanet doing just that, taking out blazing guns, this time to 
save a lioness.

There is no point in me asking for advice on "speed reading" from Melvyn, he's 
just got one line in his head "Goans don't tell the right story".  Have now 
come up with a novel way to gain more reading time - "ting" meals (Ting is 
short for microwave).   Managed to bag the last one from Marks and Spencer 
supermarket under their Modern Indian Range NEW (in bold) "Goan Chicken".  
Melvyn's eyes lit up, he thought I cooked him "Chicken Cafreal", the 
instructions on the packet say microwave for 2 minutes not "tell your husband" 
so I didn't.

Normally at book launches there is plenty of champagne but all our Goykar men 
appear to have drowned down barrels of 92 per cent proof contrabrands and taken 
goanet to new dizzy heights.  

For the moment, at least until most of us have read The Book, let us celebrate 
and be glad and grateful that with the help of a grant my best friend, Selma 
bhai, through creative thinking and writing, has penned pictures of our lives 
in East Africa without living there.   After we have read The Book those of us 
who have lived in East Africa may have comments to make.

As has been predicated in the future our community are in danger of falling 
into a big drainhole and coming out the other side "beige".   At least our 
children's children, children, children 200 years from now will know from The 
Book that there were once Goykars that roamed East Africa and they were 
originally "brown".    

PS:  The Book = A Railway Runs Through (just like life and our Mandovi River).


Rose Fernandes
Thornton Heath, Surrey, United Kingdom

14 May 2014

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