An old man (Minglu) visits his doctor (Dr. Porpotto) and after thorough
examination, Dr. Porpotto tells him:-
Dr. Porpotto: I have good news and bad news, what would you like to hear first?
Minglu: Well, give me the bad news first.
Dr. Porpotto: You have cancer, I estimate that you have about two years left.
Minglu: Oh no! That's awful! In two years my life will be over! What kind of
good news could you probably tell me, after this?
Dr. Porpotto: You also have Alzheimer's. In about two months you are going to
forget everything I told you.
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