On a flight, a Man (Kistod) said to a beautiful Lady (Ruzenka) sitting next to him:- Kistod: Uhhhhhhhh….. Nice perfume. Ruzenka: Thanks. Kistod: Which one is it? Ruzenka: What? Kistod: I mean, what’s the name of it? Ruzenka: Why? Kistod: I want to gift it to my wife. Ruzenka: Don’t give her. Kistod: Why? Ruzenka: Because some idiot will find an excuse to talk to her. Cajetan de SanvordemKuwait.