HE IS.......
There was the hot news that a man (JakOton) is celebrating his 100th birthday, 
the media was eager to know how he maintained himself to complete the century:-
Prudent Reporter: Sir, I couldn’t help noticing how happy you look. What’s your 
secret for a long happy life?
JakOton: Well, I want this should spread all over, so please telecast this 
repeatedly on your channel:-I don’t smoke, I never intake any alcohol, I avoid 
fatty foods and exercise regularly.
Suddenly a huge sound came from the backside of his house:
Prudent Reporter: Sir, what’s that noise? Is somebody stays behind your house?
JakOton: Oh yes, I am really fed-up of him. He smokes at least 3 packs of 
cigarettes per day, he drinks one cartoon of whiskey a week, always eat fast 
food, fatty food and never exercise.
Prudent Reporter: That’s ridiculous. Who is he?
JakOton: He is my father!!!
Cajetan de Sanvordem
Kuwait.

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