BUT WHO....... A distraught wife (Natolin) went to the local Police Station, along with her next-doorneighbor (Apolin) to report that her husband was missing.
Police Officer (Atmaram) asked Natolin for a description of the missing man. Natolin: He is 35 yearsold, height 6.4 inches, has dark eyes, dark wavy hair, an athletic build,weighs 79 Kgs, is soft-spoken and is good to the children. Atmaram: Ok Madam,hopefully I’ll get back to you soon. While returning back home from Police station: Apolin: Why did you lie tothe Police Officer? Natolin: What do you mean? Apolin: Your husband isover 100 kgs. His height is about 5.1 inches, he is chubby, bald, has a bigmouth and is mean to your children. Natolin: Yes, that'sright, but who wants that drunkard back? Cajetan de Sanvordem Kuwait.
