A doctor wanted to take a day off, so he asked his intern to look after his clinic.
Doctor: "Keith, I am going for an outing tomorrow. Please take care of my patients.” Keith : “Yes, sir!” On his return, the Doc asks: ”Keith, how was your day?” Keith: "I got in three patients. The first one had a headache, so I gave him Panadol.” Doctor: "good.” Keith: "The second one had stomach upset, so I gave him Flagyl.” Doctor: "Good good, and what of the third one?” Keith: "I was sitting here and suddenly the door opened. One woman entered like a flame. She undressed herself fully and lay down on the table. She spread her legs and shouted: “HELP ME! For five years I have not seen any man!” Doctor: "Jesus! Keith, what did you do?” Keith: "I put Voisine eye-drops for clear vision in both her eyes.” Roland Francis Toronto.
