Now you don’t have to go to Macao or Las Vegas. Welcome to Goa! We have 6 casinos in River Mandovi - the pride of Goa. Our neighbouring states have a greedy eye on the water of our sacred river and want to steal the water for the people of their states not only for drinking but also for farming.
Unfortunately, the water in the River Mandovi which has six floating casinos and is the pride of the government is unhealthy and full of sewage which prompted Chief Minister Manohar Parrikar to warn the people of Goa not to wade in the river if they did not want to fall sick. Anyway, the message of the government to all the people of India is to visit Goa to gamble; the corona virus is a health risk for people who regularly go to gamble in Macao. Bye, bye Macao! Welcome Goa! Go to Goa! By comparison the Mandovi sewage-full river is a bargain - more than simply saving money on the air ticket abroad and back again. Good deal, right? And then there is the entertainment. Wow. As we all know an assortment of girls from around the world are always there to entertain you - our honoured guest and customer. Don’t worry, the Goan will not be there as he will be quarantined and kept away from other gamblers for his own good. Lucky guy? You see, our government wants to protect Goans from the perils of gambling while encouraging other Indians to squander their wealth in Goa. No problem if Indian families are destroyed through this vice but it is not for Goans! Do Indians belong to another country, another nation? You tell me. And, as we all know, if you do not like to gamble and are on a drug adventure there is always the north of Goa where an international menu of party drugs is available for you and your friends and loved ones. We are a big-hearted people who provide everything to keep the customer in good cheer. After all,we are Goans and you are our guests!
