*How God keeps senior citizens going* Most seniors never get enough exercise. In His wisdom God decreed that seniors become forgetful so they would have to search for their glasses, keys and other things, thus doing more walking. And God looked down and saw that it was good.
Then God saw there was another need. In His wisdom, He made seniors lose co-ordination so they would drop things, requiring them to bend, reach, and stretch. And God looked down and saw that it was good. Then God considered the function of bladders and decided seniors would have additional calls of nature, requiring more trips to the bathroom, thus providing more exercise. God looked down and saw that it was good. So, if you find as you age, you are getting up and down more, remember it's God's will. It is all in your best interest even though you mutter under your breath. Nine Important Facts to Remember as We Grow Older #9 - Death is the number 1 killer in the world. #8 - Life is sexually transmitted. #7 - Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die. #6 - Men have 2 motivations: hunger and hanky-panky, and they can't tell them apart. If you see a gleam in his eyes, make him a sandwich. #5 - Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks, months, maybe years. #4 - Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospital, dying of nothing. #3 - All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism. #2 - In the 60's, people took LSD to make the world weird. Now the world is weird, and people take Prozac to make it normal. #1 - Life is like a jar of jalape?o peppers. What you do today may be a burning issue tomorrow. Please share this wisdom with others, while I go to the bathroom ________________________________ From: Goanet <[email protected]> on behalf of [email protected] <[email protected]> Sent: August 4, 2020 10:39 AM To: [email protected] <[email protected]> Subject: Goanet Digest, Vol 15, Issue 529 Send Goanet mailing list submissions to [email protected] To subscribe or unsubscribe via the World Wide Web, visit http://lists.goanet.org/listinfo.cgi/goanet-goanet.org or, via email, send a message with subject or body 'help' to [email protected] You can reach the person managing the list at [email protected] When replying, please edit your Subject line so it is more specific than "Re: Contents of Goanet digest..." Today's Topics: 1. Goa... some bread links (video and text) (Frederick Noronha) 2. Bible verse for the Day (Devak Argham) 3. Grandolfo Back In Circulation THX (Adolfo Mascarenhas) 4. What does Joao want to say? (Joao Barros-Pereira) 5. Tanzanite: Tanzanian miner earns millions after second rare find - BBC News (Frederick Noronha) 6. An Autobiography Paid for By Taxpayers In Goa (Bernado Colaco) 7. Schedule for Wednesday 5th August 2020 (CCR TV) 8. SATYA STANDS FOR TRUTH AND OUR DEAR GOVERNOR HAS ALWAYS STOOD BY THAT (Aires Rodrigues) ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Message: 1 Date: Tue, 4 Aug 2020 02:29:53 +0530 From: Frederick Noronha <[email protected]> To: Goanet <[email protected]> Subject: [Goanet] Goa... some bread links (video and text) Message-ID: <CAMCR53KcPW=jmob7+q5-+qvmqk8u+fevuwdq3vqalpv4ctn...@mail.gmail.com> Content-Type: text/plain; charset="UTF-8" The Poder's Fading Ponk (St Xavier's College) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bw9gaKkMgz8 A visit to a traditional Goan bakery (Stefan Blogs) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=24VnoBqVzDE Bread-making: Alison Jane Lobo interviewed by Basil D'Cunha (CCR TV) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r-Any2SAfVI&t Goemcho pao -- Tho themp gelo te unde gele Hyber Rider 400 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sIfDVbqTRH0 Arambol Bakery (Goa, India) Meritxell Martorell https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ngTnLmjGdYQ Goan P?o Bread | Goan style Poderacho P?o | How to make Pav Bread at home | Easy Bread Rolls Recipe https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_5gSBEcBxVE Baking The Goan Poi | Traditional Goan Loaves Of Bread | Food Truck Reality Show | Femme Foodies https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I2Lc_fbgQSY Goan bread https://livingfoodz.com/stories/life-of-pao-and-other-breads-from-goa-166 [Thanks to Mel de Quadros for posting this list first on the Tranzanite Goan list] -- FN* ????????? ???????? * ??????? ???????? +91-9822122436 AUDIO: https://archive.org/details/goa1556 <https://archive.org/details/@fredericknoronha> ------------------------------ Message: 2 Date: Tue, 4 Aug 2020 08:01:26 +0530 From: Devak Argham <[email protected]> To: goanet <[email protected]> Subject: [Goanet] Bible verse for the Day Message-ID: <CALZu7hvML0fs4587GvQsG2P86nE5pexD+9B=0ck2qs-ncqm...@mail.gmail.com> Content-Type: text/plain; charset="UTF-8" Memorial of Saint John Vianney, Priest -------------------------------------- "The Devil told St. John Vianney, ?If there were three such priests as you, my kingdom would be ruined." Malachi 2:7-9 ============= 7 For a priest?s lips preserve knowledge, and instruction is to be sought from his mouth, because he is the messenger of the LORD of hosts. 8 But you have turned aside from the way, and have caused many to stumble by your instruction; You have corrupted the covenant of Levi, says the LORD of hosts. 9 I, therefore, have made you contemptible and base before all the people, For you do not keep my ways, but show partiality in your instruction. ------------------------------ Message: 3 Date: Tue, 4 Aug 2020 03:32:36 +0530 From: Adolfo Mascarenhas <[email protected]> To: Roland Francis <[email protected]>, [email protected], Frederick Noronha <[email protected]>, "Vivian A. DSouza" <[email protected]>, Mervyn Lobo <[email protected]> Subject: [Goanet] Grandolfo Back In Circulation THX Message-ID: <caaxgbsm2gfmzksijxzbm980ynoumv3nevtfavhkb72i6zom...@mail.gmail.com> Content-Type: text/plain; charset="UTF-8" Message: 5 Date: Sat, 1 Aug 2020 17:34:29 -0400 From: Roland Francis <[email protected]> Saw your message following my comments about Tina;s book Orange for the Sunset in Message: 5 Date: Sat, 1 Aug 2020 17:34:29 -0400 From: Roland Francis <[email protected]> To: "Goa's premiere mailing li <[email protected]> Subject: Re: [Goanet] Tina Athaide's Orange for the Sunsets Mesage-ID:ca+x1-5tuxth9czgnvdmc-iet27_bud5l_lib6qnpe1fskfw...@mail.gmail.com > Good to have you back in circulation Adolfo. You are completely right. Were it not for Idi Amin, in the new Africa the majority of Goans would not have prospered as they did. A lot of pain but humongous gain. Extremely large in size or amount You must be not unpleased with your enforced stay in Quepem. Good local food, good feni and lots of rest and boredom. Don?t let the way of life become yours after you leave. Message: 5 Date: Sat, 1 Aug 2020 17:34:29 -0400 From: Roland Francis <[email protected]> To: "Goa's premiere mailing li <[email protected]> Subject: Re: [Goanet] Tina Athaide's Orange for the Sunsets Mesage-ID:ca+x1-5tuxth9czgnvdmc-iet27_bud5l_lib6qnpe1fskfw...@mail.gmail.com > Good to have you back in circulation Adolfo. Reading your good wishes Now I learned something new - the word HUMONGUOUS ...It seemed frivolous to ask my uncle on Mars but Encarte is more friendly. and told me it means :::: Extremely large in size or amount :::: There was a lull because in trying to save safe my head fromm hitting a rock I put my hand forward and the Mobile fell in the water...I was told it could not be repaired. My Sister in Law had a Major accident. My relatives next door and their friend came to then rescue ...The Doctor in the Govt Hospital said they did not have all the equipmen. We took another Ambulance to the Hospicio in Margao ....from 9:30 PM to 7:Am the next day was a nightmare....Fortunately the maid rushed to a friend who took her to Aster and Dr. Neil Barretto ...she is back home with an steel implant Goa is so great ....and I feel disgusted that most of the Politicians are taking people for a ride ....it is a disease of this decade Grandolfo In Quepem ....Learning to cope may be it should be QUOPE ------------------------------ Message: 4 Date: Tue, 4 Aug 2020 11:35:21 +0530 From: Joao Barros-Pereira <[email protected]> To: goanet <[email protected]> Subject: [Goanet] What does Joao want to say? Message-ID: <cahg__j4dupjpoixlsq3se3u_wc_q7mjc6htciu0hw7n3mvg...@mail.gmail.com> Content-Type: text/plain; charset="UTF-8" In the Age of Corona Virus you can be saved in various ways one man?s disease is another man?s cure (or woman?s) PM Margaret Thatcher and President Reagan committed a lot of crimes all over the world ended up with Alzheimer?s disease could remember nothing What does Joao want to say ------------------------------ Message: 5 Date: Tue, 4 Aug 2020 11:31:07 +0530 From: Frederick Noronha <[email protected]> To: Goanet <[email protected]> Subject: [Goanet] Tanzanite: Tanzanian miner earns millions after second rare find - BBC News Message-ID: <CAMCR53+KiSnPfdJzrWMDeFmbHOmG0FFEDe0oxny_tSx=wwg...@mail.gmail.com> Content-Type: text/plain; charset="UTF-8" https://www.bbc.com/news/world-africa-53642490 -- _/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/ _/ _/ FN ????????? ???????? * ??????? ???????? _/ https://archive.org/details/goa1556 _/ _/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/ ------------------------------ Message: 6 Date: Tue, 4 Aug 2020 10:08:39 +0000 (UTC) From: Bernado Colaco <[email protected]> To: [email protected] Subject: [Goanet] An Autobiography Paid for By Taxpayers In Goa Message-ID: <[email protected]> Content-Type: text/plain; charset=UTF-8 This is what you are getting from your liberation of Goa.? BC :::Several important areas come to my mind that need improvements: education, the hospitals (What I recently experienced in Margoa Hospicio is disgusting. Even the education system needs improvement....AI will produce Human Zombies and clever ROBOTS made in China, Korea, Japan. Adolfo Still In Quepem ------------------------------ Message: 7 Date: Tue, 4 Aug 2020 20:59:09 +0530 From: CCR TV <[email protected]> To: [email protected] Subject: [Goanet] Schedule for Wednesday 5th August 2020 Message-ID: <CA+1QXA7foVtWUh6asEKm_sDiZLe4LV5X1AS41EZ2gV=fw4d...@mail.gmail.com> Content-Type: text/plain; charset="UTF-8" CCR TV GOA Channel of God's love? You can also watch CCR TV live on your smart phone via the CCR TV App Available on Google PlayStore for Android Platform. Click the link below. https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=ccr.tv4 Email ID: [email protected] Schedule for Wednesday 5th August 2020 12:00 AM Rosary - Glorious Mysteries 12:24 AM Bhokti Lharam - Bhag 21 12:32 AM Twins in the Bible - Talk by Maria Ana Da Costa 1:00 AM Mass in Konkani for Tuesday 1:45 AM My Music Video - Bore Khobreche Dut Zaum-ia - Cielda Pereira 1:50 AM My Music Videos - Render Mama 1:55 AM Our Father - Garo 2:00 AM Saibinnichi Ruzai - Orkache Mister 2:25 AM Ximpientlim Motiam - Bhag 22 - Ghantti - Fr Pratap Naik sj 2:35 AM Music - Goddvaiechea Kallza - Victor Da Costa 2:37 AM Fuddarache Dive - Nerissa Cardozo interviewed by Michael Gracias 3:05 AM Abundant Life :What's New with MQ ? Part 2 - Prof. Nicholas D'Souza 3:30 AM Hymn - You are my all in all - Flute cover - Fr Seville Antao - OFM(Cap) 3:34 AM Konkani Bhas - Bhag 11 - Fr Pratap Naik sj 3:48 AM Sessions 2 - Pastoral Letter 2020-21 - Fr Kenneth Teles 4:08 AM Bible Project - Psalms 4:19 AM Literally Goa- Fr Clifford Castelino interviewed by Frederick Noronha 4:45 AM 53rd Mando Festival - Goychim Lharam, Carmona - Original 5:00 AM Media Track - Episode 49 5:30 AM On the Third Day - Eps 1 - Pesticides - Nelson Figueiredo talks to Joaqiuim D'Souza 5:57 AM Word of God - Talk by Orlando D'Souza 6:20 AM Atmik Vadd - Talk by Peregrino Fernandes 6:50 AM Seby Wings -Gazzlo 6:53 AM Hymn - Vakhann'nni Tuka - Stanley Severes 6:57 AM Sokalchem Magnnem 7:00 AM Mass in Konkani from Sancoale followed by Jivitacho Prokas 8:00 AM Hymn - Namo - Fr Glen D'Silva sfx 8:16 AM Morning Prayer 8:20 AM Music - Spiritual Music 2 followed by Povitr Atmeak Dispottem Magnnem 8:50 AM Konkani Short Film on Self Empowerment - Payar Ubo 8:58 AM Called to Excel - Talk by Savio Mascarenhas 9:53 AM Catechism for Confirmation -2 10:17 AM Health Matters - Tuberculosis - Dr Max D'Sa 10:48 AM Our Father - Nepali 10:52 AM Inter-Personal Relationships - Talk by Dr Silvia Noronha 11:20 AM Intercessions (English) 11:30 AM Mass in English followed by Daily Flash 12:12 PM Pope's Worldwide Prayer Network- Fr. Jagdish Parmar sj interviewed by Fr. Varun Rodrigues sj 12:42 PM Ximpientlim Motiam - Bhag 101 Kavlle - Fr Pratap Naik sj 12:48 PM Catechism for First Holy Communion -2 1:05 PM Fr Maverick Fernandes (Caritas) interviewed by Basil D'Cunha 1:42 PM Magnificat (Konkani) 1:44 PM Prayer for Vocations 1:45 PM Bhurgeanlem Angonn - Bhag 1 1:50 PM Career Guidance - CIBA 2:25 PM Vinoti - Talk by Orlando D'Souza 2:53 PM Hymn -Tunch Jezu, Tunch mhaka zai - Fr Seville Antao OFM(Cap) 2:55 PM Amchea Bapa - 2 - Domnic Rodrigues 3:23 PM Lockdown Song - Pauline 3:27 PM Hymn - Spread the News that Jesus is Risen - Fr Seville Antao OFM(Cap) 3:30 PM Deivik Kaklutichi Magnneam 3:49 PM Bible Project - The Covenants 3:55 PM Psalms 107 - Read by Alfwold Silveira 4:00 PM Rosary - Glorious Mysteries 4:24 PM Reflection on the Gospel - Dominicans 4:30 PM Senior Citizens Exercises - 7 4:55 PM Hymn : Rochnar Atmea - Winston Colaco 5:00 PM Vespers at Salvador do Mundo 5:45 PM Praise and Worship - Agnes Barucha 6:15 PM Angelus - English 6:17 PM Biblical Web Series - Eps 1 - DCBA 6:20 PM Intercessions (Konkani) 6:30 PM Novena Mass 5 in Konkani from Arrosim followed by Jivitacho Prokas 7:15 PM Music - Devache Mate - Victor Da Costa 7:19 PM Bhokti Lharam - Bhag 14 7:25 PM Hymns - St Bartholomew's HS, Chorao 7:30 PM Saibinnichi Ruzai - Orkache Mister 7:55 PM Hymn - Sorginchem Raj By Fr. John A Fernandes 8:00 PM Jivit Bodol - Talk by Fr Jeronimo D'Silva 8:28 PM Hymn - Mhojea Deva Tum Sorv- Fr Seville Antao OFM(Cap) 8:30 PM Media Track = Episode 49 9:00 PM Adoration 7 - St Anthony Church, Siolim 9:30 PM Ratchem Magnem 9:46 PM Carpenters Cross 2 10:53 PM The Law and You - The Constitution - Adv Carlos Ferreira 11:36 PM Holy Spirit - Talk by Godfrey Pereira Donations may be made to: Beneficiary name : CCR GOA MEDIA. Name of Bank : ICICI Bank Branch Name: Candolim Branch RTGS/NEFT Code : ICIC0002624 Savings Bank Account No : 262401000183 ------------------------------ Message: 8 Date: Tue, 4 Aug 2020 17:03:47 +0530 From: Aires Rodrigues <[email protected]> To: goanet <[email protected]> Subject: [Goanet] SATYA STANDS FOR TRUTH AND OUR DEAR GOVERNOR HAS ALWAYS STOOD BY THAT Message-ID: <cahriwmj4p4svhcxhii0udhmev313czlhjnggummghogfzj-...@mail.gmail.com> Content-Type: text/plain; charset="UTF-8" Every Goan across the State and around the world regardless of his status or political allegiance has over the last few days been fervently praying that our so dear and gregarious Governor Satya Pal Malik be retained as the Governor in Goa to complete his unfinished mission of serving India?s smallest State. I am sure that our Prime Minister Narendra Modi and his Home Minister Amit Shah will take an appropriate decision in the best interests of Goa and our great Nation. Whatever the outcome, let us hope that our State of Goa will continue to enjoy the good leadership of the office of the Governor to ensure that Good governance in our State for the benefit of the many especially in these challenging times. The ruling BJP in Goa may be feeling that the Governor is running a parallel government, but all that our Governor Satya Pal Malik has been doing is to exercise his bounden Constitutional role in ensuring that Governance in Goa does not deviate from the Rule of law. I managed to speak to Governor Malik this afternoon just as he prepares to leave on a visit to Delhi soon and he was so very candid in telling me that around four months ago he had himself requested the Central government to transfer him to a larger State so that he could play a bigger role in the service of Humanity. Let us leave this issue to the wisdom of the Central Government as to where Governor Satya Pal Malik?s skills and talents would be better utilized to the optimum benefit of all especially to the marginalized in these very troubled and turbulent times. The role of the office of Governor is by definition to Govern, His Excellency, Satya Malik has done impeccably and no matter which State has the good fortune of availing of his services will be the better for it. Aires Rodrigues Advocate High Court C/G-2, Shopping Complex Ribandar Retreat, Ribandar ? Goa ? 403006 Mobile No: 9822684372 Office Tel No: (0832) 2444012 Email: [email protected] Or [email protected] You can also reach me on Facebook.com/ AiresRodrigues Twitter@rodrigues_aires www.airesrodrigues.com<http://www.airesrodrigues.com> End of Goanet Digest, Vol 15, Issue 529 ***************************************
