Cuba. Cuba: You have hobbled us with a blockade, boycott and interference for 60 years. USA: Can’t help it. We have stubborn Cuban Americans who want us to keep beating you up and take the pants off you.
Afghanistan. Taliban: we drove you away. USA: (in frustration) we want to have nothing to do with you. We give up. Iraq. Iraqi Shias: Get out from our country. Why are you occupying us? USA: if we get out you will slaughter each other in a civil war. Iraq: we’ll throw you out like Afghanistan did. Turkey. USA: why are you interfering in the region, specially the Gulf countries. Turkey; because they call on us and don’t trust you. Iran. The Mullahs: You’re always breaking your promises, giving us a hard time. USA: Stop going nuclear. Iran: Sorry (lifting middle finger). Israel. USA: stop breaking international law and grabbing lands that don’t belong to you. Israel: as long as you use us to do your dirty work and as long as Jews control your country, you can go to hell. The Persian Gulf: The UAE, Qatar and Saudi Arabia: we have found other powerful friends. Iran, Russia and Turkey. GTH we don’t even sell our oil to you. USA: That’s all bs. We are your big brother and you know it. Just do as we say. Keep buying our arms or else..... The Indian Sub-Continent. Pakistan: Screw India or we’ll make the Taliban cause trouble for you. India: Screw Pakistan or we’ll close our markets to your greedy companies. USA: screw you both. The British have taught us a trick or two on how to deal with your kind. South China Seas: China: why are you provoking us by sending your vessels here all the time. USA: we want to assert freedom of navigation. China: First give freedom to your black population. We are Number One. Russia. Putin: Your Reagan screwed our country and you thought we are a spent force. We don’t have to fight you, we’ll just play around with all your computer systems and your elections. USA: We’ll just boycott and starve you. North Korea: USA: you have arms but no food to eat. Just do what we tell you. NK: we’ll finish your stooges Japan and South Korea and then send nuclear missiles to Los Angeles. Who cares what happens to us? As you said, no food to eat. What’s there to lose. And so on.. until America gets broke again. Roland. Toronto.
