A short recap of the mostly serious events taking place that has more than its 
share of the funny side.

Aires Rodrigues has exposed a central minister’s family for running an illegal 
bar in Assagao. Smriti Irani the minister says: Not fair, he did it on the 
basis of an RTI.
Comment: Did she think an RTI was equivalent to the gossip of Succorina Pereira 
of Mazalvado, where the bar is located?

Following the reversing of Roe v Wade, young single women in the USA who don’t 
want children are running to get sterilized i.e. tubal ligations for fear they 
may not get abortions later, if they live in a blue (conservative) state. 
Comment: They should also not get a partner for fear of possible future 
separation. 

Amartya Sen Nobel Laureate and Goa resident, refused a local West Bengal award 
from Mamata Banerjee on the grounds that he has many awards and would like this 
one to go to someone else.
Comment: Another famous past awardee was more upfront and had stated he didn’t 
like to be in the lowly company of those who won the award previously.

Almost half of all Australian adults had recently been infected with Covid-19 
in June, according to serosurvey of antibodies detected in blood donations.
Comment: The other half were probably on holiday in Bali, Indonesia, or 
Pattaya, Thailand.

A student was reported to have an infection that covered his whole body leading 
to amputation of his lower limbs. It was discovered that he acquired bacterial 
meningococcal sores from the Lo-Mein he found in the fridge that his room mate 
stored the previous day after keeping it in the open for far too long.
Comment: The next time please consider sorpotel. No need of refrigerator 
storage and will last forever.

America teaches the world new concepts but then has them used against 
themselves. Sanctions were supposed to humble Russia, but Russia is now using 
it against Europe. No fly zones were supposed to keep other people’s planes 
from defending Iraq while the US bombed it from the air to extinction. 
Comment: After Nancy Pelosi flew to Taiwan, China is considering a no fly zone 
around Taiwan. There go America’s chances of defending it.

More next time.

Roland.
Toronto.

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