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>From today's RSS headlines, published in FAIRY TALES
RSS followers rescued the Pope from 40,000-foot high Mount RSS. The Pope
accidently fell 2,000
feet in a deep ravine and several RSS followers immediately jumped 3,000 feet
to save the Pope.
Realizing who they had saved, the RSS followers voluntarily converted to
Christianity in Andhra
Pradesh in defiance of the anti-conversion bill. A member of the group pledged
to rebuild Indian
churches which they had previously vandalized. We will even rebuild the Babri
masjid which the
Tamil Tigers razed, mistaking it for a Buddhist temple in Sri Lanka. This is
why everyone needs to
study Vedic geography he added, so people can tell Uttar Pradesh apart from Sri
Lanka.
Another member of the group, Yosuf Khan (who was allowed to keep his Muslim
name after he
converted to Hinduism and joined the RSS), said those Parsis responsible for
the Gujrat riots
should be held accountable. Yosuf was warmly welcomed by the RSS after he
married a Hindu woman,
who is the first cousin of Advani. Another RSS follower Navekar said all Parsis
should be
considered guilty until proven innocent in connection with the Gujrat riots,
including 2 year-old
Faroukh who was not born at that time.
On the eve of India's 60th Independance Day, RSS affliate BJP, pledged their
support to a stable
government in India, including Goa. BJP spokeman Parrikar said a stable
government representing
the will of the people is important. Even more important than a stable
government is a
Congress-led government which is stable for at least 7 days, he added. He also
reiterated the BJP
will honour all pre-election promises of who the party will ally with in Goa.
When asked about his
pre-election promise not to join with others to form a government, he clarified
his pre-election
promise was made not to form a government, but it did not apply to toppling a
government. He also
clarified that pre-election promises are different than post-elections
promises, citing Vedic
Ethics & Morality.
Regards,
George
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