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St. Mary's Convent High school, Mapusa is staging a play titled "Lion King"
December 1, 2007 - Hanuman Hall, Mapusa
to fundraise for a false ceiling for the school hall
& upgrading the school playground
Headmistress Sr. Namika A.C. / Teacher Mrs. Sonia Noronha
[EMAIL PROTECTED]
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To Maria Goveia:
Dear SpongeBob Squarepanties,
The starch in your shorts is giving you wedgies !
It appears you've not seen your parole officer this
week. But have you done your 5 steps ? Pls. repeat:
-I admit I am powerless over nothing (deep breath)
-I am really a hobo, found by Mervyn Lobo (exhale))
-I admit hallucinating publicly on Goanet (breathe in)
-I will stop flaming and fabricating falsehoods (hold)
-I seek treatment with Dr. Gullible Lawrence (release)
Ready ?? OK, SQpants, so now you think you're an
English wordsmith ! Your Spongy tissue upstairs is
showing ! FN's fav oracle, Wikipedia, loftily opines
"gage" is in dwindling use.....like the dwindling
"gauge" below your navel ?? My point exactly.
Re. 'FR.acas over MA.cacas', did you notice,
Shakespeare, whose names are upper case ?
Now you understand why "donkey comes last"?!
Dear Maria, pls excuse me - I've been making fun
of morons since 1983 ! BTW, did you know your
original Sanskrit name "Umaryo Gowaya" means
"he who looses control" (sic) ? And just so you
know kiddo, "loser" is spelt with only one "o" !
Mwuuuhahahahaha !
FR.
PS. Take Eng.lessons from the wonderfully creative
Dr. U.G. Barad, since overflow failed your "excess"
to the archives ! Be "frick out", Maria...if things
don't flesh out, there's always the "flash trade" !
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Maria Goveia, [EMAIL PROTECTED], hallucinated:
>
Obviously you were absent from English class when the
word "gage" was described as as a variant of "gauge".
So, now I've taught you something you apparently
didn't know.
>
I'll bet you never expected this English lesson:-))
>
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