H: India down and out. GT: Indian hockey dead - Men's team fails to qualify for Olympics for the first time in 80 years - Nation mourns.
[My Gaw'd ! When is the funeral? Must certainly attend. Can't miss the first public dharshan of 'forced sati' as against 'voluntary sati' . Must get the picture of the 'Sikhdah' being forcefully thrown in along with the whole bunch of useless no-gooders.] GT: ...Aur, Pappu pass ho gaya - Boy who failed 11th allowed to sit for 12th Std exam. [Bonus for funeral goers. Twin attraction at the Indian Hockey mass forced sati. Goa Board of Secondary and Higher Secondary Examination comes forward to sponsor the event. It's Chairman, the wily LMT will be tied together to the stupid Sikhdah, with Dhanraj Pillai taking the short corner with a specially designed Hockey stick. Event not to be missed] GT: 1,300 cases pending against MPs, MLAs. [No wonder they are building a new jail at Mapusa- Karaswado - the eye being on Goa's vast idle properties ready to be taken over] NT: Vatican lists 'new sins', including pollution. GT: Recycle or go to Hell: Vatican [Pity the few remaining priests] [Very much unfair, Sir, when the cycle has square wheels. You are taking fun out of life - aren't you?] H: Police eye crucial witness in Scarlet case. [The flight ticket has been home-delivered by a police jeep] GT: Mickky for CBI probe [Can't beat our Mickky. He wants everything that somebody else wants] GT: Steps to stop mining activities in forest areas: AG - (People's uprising against mining at Colamb) H: Mining activities in Colamba forest will be stopped: AG NT: Report Missing??? Why??? 'Thou shall not publish anything against fellow colleagues in crime - ORDER - Srinivas Dempo. [ Hurray ! to the Colamb People. You have taken seriously what I told you at 'Caritas' as well as at 'Colamb'- "If our God-given resources do not benefit us, let these remain undisturbed" . ?Police helping mine owner to transport ore thro' forest at Colamb immediately after the HC verdict? Listen ! There is going to be a big bon-fire at Fatorda stadium to burn India's Hockey Chief along with the GBSHSE chief. Add some policemen to it if all they can do is polish the shoes of mine-owners and cannot investigate simple murders. PS Include one or two dirty politicians as well while the going is good] GT: Suspect in Scarlette case jailed. [ 5-star hotel caterer's van was seen parked in front of Mapusa jail with all-girl crew] H: Tourism Dept wakes up; Shacks to face the heat. [Mickky got up yawning! Good morning Sir ] NT: Police to dig out truth on Scarlette's death: Ravi - GOA SCARRED BY BRITON'S DEATH. [A good shovel and a pick will do. It is all wet sand.... you know??] [Don't say. We thought it was her body that was scarred] NT: Scarlette's mother demands CBI probe. [Shoooo ! Mickky wants to be the first] NT: 65 illegal shacks to be demolished. [Om - Shanti - Om] NT: Locals question cops' role in Scarlette case. [Don't be fool-hardy unless you want to be beaten black and blue] NT: ZP members demand say in regional Plan. [Sure ! They want to level more hills and uproot perfectly healthy trees] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- -- GOA needs a 'REVOLUTION' if it is to see better days. Goasuraj is that revolution. Support it. Website: www.goasu-raj.org ----------------------------------------------------------------- GOA needs a 'REVOLUTION' if it is to see better days. Goasuraj is that revolution. Support it. Website: www.goasu-raj.org
