GT: Whose head will Cong chop now? - It's Official: Babush set for cabinet induction. -Sardinha feigns ignorance on Madkaikar case.
[ Will Dr. Sapeco get to do the post-mortem and the autopsy report? ]
[Madkaikar must be a difficult 'stiff' to handle]

GT: Thackeray pulls down 'Deewar' - Sena Supremo praises Amithab Bachchan as 'superstar of India' [ It is all about scratching backs. Big B must have scratched slimy Bal's back to kingdom come]

GT: Mayawati spews vitriol against Rahul Gandhi. - After returning from a Dalit's house to Delhi, Rahul Gandhi bathes with soap and purifies himself with incense. [Bet Maya has spy cameras installed in Rahul's bathroom. 'What else does Rahul do in the bathroom, Mayaji??? Tell us no ???]

NT: Amitabh speaks in Marathi to calm tempers.
[Look !  He is possessed. He is talking in tongues !]

NT: Keep inflation down, Yechury tells Sonia...
[ "My heart beat is getting out of hand" ] :-)  (:-

NT: Congress to keep its word to Atanasio : Sardinha.
["Or be ready to have your tongues cooked and served at Taleigao Market] :-)

H:  Neri the sacrificial lamb?
[ WHOW!!!!   A fattened calf !     When is the 'Last Supper' ?

H: Bill on buying land toothless
[ Narverkar ! You took your chances. You should have known better than to bite hard on Russia's frozen ice. Now you will have to make do with dentures. Click Click]

H: Now, an Internet 10,000 times faster than broadband
[Are they going to dig our roads again? Will we be able to see anything on goanet, goaworldtoday etc, much less read it??]

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