HI EDWARD PLEASE SEND ME THE LYRICS OF THE GOAN SONG " GOA AMCHEM" I REQUIRE TO SING THIS SONG IN MY BAND THAT I HAVE IN MUMBAI.
REGARDS FRANCIS 9821375864 On 6/9/08, edwardingoa <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > > Guys How good is your Konkani > > At last - homegrown Goan jokes...don't have > to depend on Sardars, etc. > > Churchill is flying to New Delhi. An air-hostess comes over and > asks, > > "Sir, what would you like to have? Tea, > coffee?..." > > Churchill replies, "Black tea...... with > milk..." > > The Air-hostess politely says, "With > pleasure sir..." > > Churchill shouts back, "No, not with pleasure...with > sugar..." > > > _____________________________________________________ > > > > > > The air-hostess comes over after a while and > finds Churchill writing on > > a pad. Knowing that Churchill is a famous > personality, she asks, "Sir, > > what is that you're writing?.... a new > speech?" > > > > Churchill: "No..., I am writing a > poem." > > The air- hostess is curious, > "Poem?" she says "wow...do you write on > > Nature, sir?" > > > > Churchill: "Ofcourse not...I write on > paper!..." > > _____________________________________________________ > > > > Churchill attends an advanced English course > where he is asked to > > translate a few common sentences in Konkani > to English. > > *Salvador, > tum novem ghor kaddta zalear, hea bashen kadd. > > Churchill: Salador, if you are taking out a new > house, take it out in > > this language. > > > *Atanche dakte bhurge cigeretti vodtat. > > Churchill: Nowadays these small boys are > pulling cigarettes. > > > > *Zonn eklean ap-aple poixe moddun ghor > bandunk zai. > > Churchill: Each one should break their own money > and tie the house. > > aiz hanv sarko thoklam, nidd eta. > Churchill: Today I'am very much tired, sleep > coming. > > > > *Aiz-Kal zata tem sonspachem? > > Churchill : Today-yesterday happening can we > bear? > > *Mhaka vhoddlo 'shirt' dhi. Ho mhaka zaina. > > Churchill:Give me a bigger shirt. This is not > happening. > > > > *Aiz mojea jivak borem disonam. > > > > Churchill: Today my life cannot see good. > > > ----------------------------------------------------- > > Churchill is at a hospital. "Nurse, I am > very eager to know my blood > > group." > > > > The Nurse politely says, "B > positive!" > > > > Churchill:"Nurse, please tell me > soon...." > > > > The nurse replies again, "B positive, > sir..." > > > > Churchill gets hot. "Madam, I am > positive, but just eager to know the > > blood group...Will you tell me!" > > > _____________________________________________________ > > Israeli Prime Minister Ariel Sharon once met > our great Churchill. "Mr. > > Churchill, are there any Jews in Goa?" He inquires. > > Churchill replies quickly, "Plenty!... > which one are you talking > > about?...we have pineapple juice, orange > juice, mango juice....you name > > it and we have it...." > > Ariel Sharon smiles and says, "No...No > Mr. Churchill, I don't mean this > > type of juice...I mean...." > > > > Churchill interupts, "I know what you > mean....but i'am sorry... cashew > > juice is not served at five stars...but i can > arrange..." > ____________________________________________________ > Churchill goes for a computer course. The > Instructor questions, "Sir, > > you must have heard of Windows." > > As usual Churchill is quick to reply, > "Yes!...In most government offices > > we have the single window clearance concept. > > The computer teacher: "Have you > installed Windows at home?" > > > > Churchill: "I have sealed all windows > due to increased burglaries." > > > The teacher is confused, "Then what is > the system you operate on? Hope > > you are familiar with the internet." > > Churchill: "Oh Yes! Due to increased > mosquito problems we are sleeping > > under the net these days..." > > > > The teacher (feeling very uneasy): Sir, do > you regularly use Laptop?" > > > Churchill: "My brother's son sleeps on > top of my lap sometimes..." > > The teacher sweating, "The new Minister > knows quite a lot about RAM and > > ROM. > > > > Churchill: "RUM? I doubt...He might know > more about Caju Feni...He > > hardly drinks Rum." > -- > Best of the Web: Your Eye on the World > [EMAIL PROTECTED] > > > Join me on YouTube > http://www.youtube.com/edwardlopes7 > -- Cheers! Francis
