How to identify places in India. Goa is No. 7. > Scenario 1 Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, then a fourth and they start arguing about who's right. > You are in Kolkata > Scenario 2 Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, sees them and walks on. > That's Mumbai > Scenario 3 Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along & tries to make peace. The first two get together & beat him up. > That's Delhi > Scenario 4 Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch. A guy comes along and quietly opens a chai-stall > That's Ahmedabad. > Scenario 5 Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along. He writes a software Program to stop the fight. But the fight doesn't stop b'cos of a bug in the program. > That's Bangalore > Scenario 6 Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch. A guy comes along and quietly says that "AMMA" doesn't like all this nonsense. The guys stop fighting. Everyone goes home. > That's Chennai. > Scenario 7 Two guys are fighting. Third guy comes along with a carton of beer. All sit together drinking beer and abusing each other and all go home friends. > You are in Goa > Scenario 8 Two guys are fighting. Both of them take time out and call their friends on their mobiles. Now 50 guys are fighting. > You are DEFINITELY IN Gurgaon-Haryana >
