Dear Cornel,
Thank you so much for your message. I do recall Joe mentioning you on several
occasions when we reminisced over the music scene in Kenya in the sixties. I
also remember your brother William being in the same class whilst we were at
the Goan School in Mombasa. How is he and where is he now domiciled? As you
know, my family has been in SE Asia for almos 30 years now and we have
thoroughly enjoyed our stay here witnessing extraordinary growth in the Region.
Best wishes and kind personal regards
Osborn
Professor Dr. Osborn Viegas AM, MBChB, MD(Birm), FRCOG, FRANZCOG, DA
Professor of Reproductive Health
MONASH University, Johore Bahru
MALAYSIA Home Address: 220 Loyang Avenue
# 04 - 06 Loyang ValleySINGAPORE
509067
Phone / Fax (65) 6542 1036Mob: 65 96237256 (Osborn) (6)0127283980 (Malaysia)
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Message: 1> Date: Thu, 19 Jun 2008 08:56:04 +0000 (GMT)> From: edward desilva
<[EMAIL PROTECTED]>> Subject: [Goanet] The International Goan Convention July
2008 -> Brahmin Issues: Vol 3, Issue 735> To: goanet <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>>
Message-ID: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>> Content-Type: text/plain; charset=utf-8> >
Mario responds:> Spellings are the least of our problems, Rui:-)) > There is a
word for those obsessed with such picayune> details, but it escapes me right
now.:-))> ?> Mario asks:> Apology accepted, Seb. But, what is your question?
You seem to have lost your train of thought, and yourability to spell, in the
middle of your sen
tence:> =============> Hi Mario,> Do you have any idea what you are saying on
Goanet?> Are you always drunk? if not, What is all this?> As Seb said most of
us try to avoid replying to your mail.> This is ridiculous. > Seb has lost his
train - has he?> ED.> > > >
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Mail.> A Smarter Email http://uk.docs.yahoo.com/nowyoucan.html> >
------------------------------> > Message: 2> Date: Thu, 19 Jun 2008 14:36:59
+0530> From: "floriano" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>> Subject: [Goanet] Police & Home
taken up by the Ad Hoc GLA Committee-> Manohar Parrikar Chairing> To: "'goa
world'" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>,> <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>, <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>, "Goa's>
premiere mailing list, estb. 1994!" <[email protected]>> Message-ID:
<[EMAIL PROTECTED]>> Content-Type: text/plain; charset="iso-8859-1"> > I was
lucky for having been taken up before breaking off for Lunch. Very inter
esting skeletons have emerged from the Police cubboards, some frightening.> >
This is what I have said in brief for the benefit of the CS, DIG, SPs and
DYSPOs present. The house was packed full.> > Godfrey Gonsalves who is yet to
depose will give the full account, hopefully.> > > Police: > > > > GOA POLICE -
PRIDE OF GOA - NOT A SHAME> > > > Police force should be the pride and not the
shame to the country or to a State like GOA. I would desire that more be read
into this statement.> > > > STUDY TOURS - SINGAPORE - POLICE UNIFORM - FINE
COUNTRY- HUMEROUS NOTE> > > > Our government spends crores of rupees to send
our legislators on study tours across the developed nations of the world. Do
they learn anything at all? is a million dollar question. Once such merry jaunt
was to a small country called Singapore, purportedly to study that country's
policing systems. All they came home with is the color of its police uniform,
terming Singapore - 'a police state'. I have spent the be
st part of my sailing life in Singapore, it being called the 'FINE' country.
You throw a cigarette butt out of a taxi-cab and the taxi cab is fined $500/-
without mercy. So the cabbies do not allow its passengers to throw out their
cigarette butts. The police is supposed to implement the laws, rules and
regulations that you, sir, the executive, formulate. On a humorous note I would
like to say here that --- if we had followed the Singapore system of
governance, I am sure most of our 40 legislators as well as half of our police
force would be behind bars for brea> king and/or failing to enforce the laws of
the land.> > > > I would want my following few suggestions recorded and thought
over seriously.> > > > 1.. NO INTERFERENCE: The Goa police department must be
freed from political executive interference. The police must be allowed to do
their job for which they are trained.> > > 2.. EQUIPPED TO FIGHT CRIME WITH
MODERN METHODS. Equipped The Goa police department must be equip
ped to fight crime with modern methods.> > > > > 3.. PROVIDE ADEQUATE
TRANSPORT/PATROL VEHICLES: Police stations must be provided with adequate
transport/patrol vehicles fitted with modern communication/detecting systems
such as radar/Doppler systems for police traffic cells to. Goa government has
invested the tax payer's money to purchase INTERCEPTORS. Sorry to say that
these only detect helmet less riders, And the mode they use to stop the evading
riders on Highways is their football playing skills , resulting in severe
accidents which could be translated into deaths. Ex. The case of Interceptor
NO.4 at Porvorim on May 21 2008> > > > > 4.. CIVILIAN SERVICES BOARD: The
police force must be brought under the 'CIVILIAN SERVICES BOARD' where this
board shall be responsible for over-seeing the conduct of the police department
including recruitment/transfers of its personnel.> > > 5.. PUBLIC RELATIONS
BUREAU: Police Headquarters must be installed with a PUBLIC RELATIONS BUREAU h
andled by a capable police officer who will not only improvise and/or improve
the public relations at the police HQ but will also be responsible to set up
PR- desks at all Police stations. Presently, and as always, our public
relations in general is ZERO. That Goa police must excel with at least 80% if
not a 100% in Public Relations is a foregone conclusion since Goa is a world
acclaimed tourist destination. Therefore, building and maintaining the
police-public confidence is super-most and essential> > > . > > 6.. GOOD
MANERISM: ASpecial training programmes must be designed to train police
personnel in matters of good mannerism, handling of telephone instrument and/or
the wireless system; public psychology (including mob psychology) and
techniques to handle mobs, demonstrations and morchas that are likely to become
violent, without resorting to unnecessary violence.> > > 7.. IOs Investigating
Officers (IOs) in criminal cases must be held accountable for shoddy/poor or
unsati
sfactory investigations resulting in cases being dismissed by Courts. These
must be taken into account at the time of considering promotions.> > > > > 8..
NIGHT PATROL - DEBRIS : Chronic absence of police on regular beats and
patrolling during the night hours must be addressed on a war footing. Apart
from crimes like robberies etc being committed, lawlessness reigns high with
vehicles such as tempos and trucks dumping debris and garbage on unsuspectingly
clean roadsides by night. > > > 9.. HOAX FINANCIAL OTHER INSTITUTIONS: Police
department must start a vigilance cells to detect hoax financial institutions
(NBFCs) advertising and operating from hotel rooms. Also to control the chronic
proliferation of sales persons doing unchecked door to door rounds.> > > > >
10.. FOREIGN NATIONALS - EXCLUSIVE CLUBS: No foreign national on tourist visa
must be allowed to overstay or indulge in business activities not compatible
with the visa held.> > > > > 11.. ILLICIT TRADES: Watch on the
conduct of illicit trades such as prostitution through massage parlors etc;
drugs, liquor adulteration, pedophilia, fictitious recruitment agencies
supposed training centers. Police personnel known to be collaborating with such
persons must be dismissed from service. > > > 12.. ILLEGAL CONSTRUCTIONS ON
SATURDAY/SUNDAY: Police, when contacted of Saturdays or Sundays with complaints
of illegal constructions, must visit the site in question and ask for the
relevant permission/license or NOCs issue by relevant authorities. If the
concerned party is unable to produce the same, the structure/s must be
demolished straight-away and the party booked appropriately.> > > > > 13..
PRIVATE SECURITY PERSONNEL: Police department must find ways and means to
initiate training of Private Security Personnel preferably under a retired
police officer. > > > 14.. POLICE VIGILANCE CELL MUST REALLY BE VIGILANT AND
SHOULD NOT BE A SLEEPING CELL SO THAT CRIMES YET NOT COMMITTED MAY BE DETECTED
AND P
REVENTED FROM TAKING PLACE. THIS CELL MUST KEEP ITS EYE ON ITS SISTER
DEPARTMENT WHICH IS THE POLICE DEPARTMENT ITSELF AND ALSO ON OTHERS SUCH AS
EXCISE, RTO, IMMIGRATION, ETC. WHERE BRIBE-TAKING AND CONDONNG OF CRIMINAL
CONDUCT IS MERRILY OVERLOOKED.> > > > > 15.. SEIZED ARTICLES/CASH: What system
does the Goa Police follow to account for the cash and other items such as
drugs etc. seized? We often read in the newspapers that drugs worth so and so
have been destroyed.> > > > > 16.. And finally, The feud between the Police and
the Goa State Police Complaint Authority - GSPCA has started spilling out in
the public arena and this must not be allowed to exacerbate. I have mentioned
above that the vigilance cell must keep an eye on the police. But this must be
done solely to maintain proper law and order without crossing sensitive
boundaries which would amount to unnecessary interference in the working of
both the agencies. If this happens, the only loser will be the general pub
lic.> > > > > > > > > > > (Floriano C. Lobo)> > Gen. Secretary,> > Goa Su-Raj
Party> > > > Registered Office:> > 383A Pirazona,> > Moira Bardez Goa. > > Ph:
2470223> > M: 9890470896> > > > ------------------------------> > Message: 3>
Date: Thu, 19 Jun 2008 02:34:15 -0700 (PDT)> From: CAJETAN DE <[EMAIL
PROTECTED]>> Subject: [Goanet] CONDOLENCES> To: Bosco D'Mello <[EMAIL
PROTECTED]>> Cc: [EMAIL PROTECTED], Goanet <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>> Message-ID:
<[EMAIL PROTECTED]>> Content-Type: text/plain; charset=iso-8859-1> > > > >
CONDOLENCES> ?> The President and Members UNITED FRIENDS CLUB (UFC) - KUWAIT,
deeply mourn the sudden death of?JOSEPHINA DIAS,?belove mother of?Tony Dias
(President of Santos Football Club / Proprietor of Shuwaikh Electicals -
Kuwait).> ?> May the Almighty GOD give strength and courage to?Tony Dias and
the bereaved family to bear this tragic loss. May his soul rest in peace.> ?>
Cajetan de Sanvordem> President> United?F
riends Club - Kuwait.> > ?> ?> > > > > ------------------------------> >
Message: 4> Date: Thu, 19 Jun 2008 13:56:51 +0400> From: Rocky <[EMAIL
PROTECTED]>> Subject: [Goanet] CHURCHILL ON DEVELOPMENTAL PROJECTS - HERALD>
To: [email protected]> Message-ID: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>> Content-Type:
text/plain; charset=us-ascii> > Mr. Churchill,> > Developmental projects are
not just building housing projects by cutting our> hills / forest and turning
to concrete jungles (Refer Rajan Parrikar's Daily> Rape of Goa). What have you
done to this rape of Goa by Developers? Do> understand, that tourists don't
come to see these type of developments. Let> GOA remain virgin - this is what
draws others to our beautiful GOA and our> humble nature.> > Politician like
you have ruined GOA. People have lost faith in 40 thieves.> Any policy made in
the name of development by these politician is only for> personal gains. Dear
elected Members of Goa Assembly, clear you
r image so> that you gain people's confidence, which is at the lowest ebb
right now.> People are fighting over these unnecessary developments. First
develop the> basic needs - roads, electricity, water, health, sewerage, etc.> >
With Love to GOA> > Rocky> > > > > ------------------------------> > Message:
5> Date: Thu, 19 Jun 2008 11:13:48 +0100 (BST)> From: CORNEL DACOSTA <[EMAIL
PROTECTED]>> Subject: Re: [Goanet] Study in Australia - A query> To: "Goa's
premiere mailing list, estb. 1994!"> <[email protected]>> Message-ID:
<[EMAIL PROTECTED]>> Content-Type: text/plain; charset=iso-8859-1> > Dear
Osborn> This is just to say that I had known your brothers> Joeseph and Edwin
from early years in school in> Mombasa. I also knew your two sisters.> > Joe
was in touch with me a lot over his last year. He> invariably indicated how
proud he was of your success> as a doctor and I thought I'd just share this
info> with you.> Sincerely> Cornel DaCosta
> --- Osborn Viegas <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:> > > Dear JoeGoaUK,> > > > You
> made an enquiry regarding need for a deposit of> > 19 lakhs Rupees imposed >
> > by an Australian University on your nephew who> > seemingly has been
> awarded a > > scholarship.> > > > I am currently the Professor of Obstetrics
> and> > Gynaecology with an > > Australian University (MONASH) that has a
> clinical> > school in Malaysia and so > > I thought I could help clarify
> matters. From my> > enquiries, such a demand is > > not generally asked for
> but may represent a sum of> > money to ensure that the > > candidate is able
> to leave Australia after he> > graduates. This of course > > could change if
> he adopts Residency status or indeed> > Australian Nationality. > > Given
> the need for graduates in Australia, and his> > youth, he would stand a > >
> very good chance of making Australia home if he so> > wished. The sum of 19
> > > lakhs is not excessive in Australian terms and> > should only be a
> deposit
i.e > > returnable at the end of his course.> > > > If it is on any help, my
daughter has a legal> > practice (migration Law) in > > Sydney and might be in
a position to answer some of> > your queries. You could > > get her Practice
details from the web on > >>
http://www.advocateimmigration.com.au/ourpeople_KathrynViegas.html> > > > I
hope this will be of help and, on a separate note,> > thank you very much for >
> the series of photographs that you have given us the> > opportunity to
enjoy.> > > > Best wishes> > > > Professor Osborn Viegas> > > > > > > >
Professor Osborn Viegas> > AM, MBChB, MD(Birm), FRCOG, FRANZCOG, DA> >
Professor of Reproductive Health> > MONASH University, Johore Bahru> > MALAYSIA
> > > > > > > > ------------------------------> > Message: 6> Date: Thu, 19 Jun
2008 06:18:51 -0400> From: "J. Colaco < jc>" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>> Subject: Re:
[Goanet] June 18 -- Kagaz ke Phool> To: [EMAIL PROTECTED], "Goa's premiere
mailing list, estb.> 1994!" <goanet@
lists.goanet.org>> Message-ID:> <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>> Content-Type: text/plain;
charset=ISO-8859-1> > JC's comments interspersed,> > Eugene Correia wrote:> >
[1] Well, yes Telo was charged with bigamy. For that he got what 10 to> 12
years in jail? Historical data has shown how the Portuguese worked> against the
nationalists.> > JC: So, Eugene, was the charge of bigamy trumped up - as you
had> previously asserted?> --> > [2] journalists in Goa could do some more
digging into Telo's life> and also "verify" what I have written. Some Goa-based
and some> Portugal-based historians are members of goanet and they could shed>
more light.> > JC: could, should, would etc> --> > [3] I myself wanted to do my
Ph. D in Goa's freedom struggle through> long-distance learning from Goa
University but was denied because of> residential qualification as I lived in
Canada. I had approached> Teotonio de Souza to be my guide, if I remember
correctly. I lost t
he> opportunity to do my doctorate when the late Dr. George Mark Moraes,> the
doyen of Goan historians, offered to be my guide. I foolishly went> to join a
law college after my post-graduation.....One other historian> also offered to
be my guide.> > JC: If one is really interested in doing something, one does
all that> has to be done to do it.(Words of the world phamous Velim based Xri>
Kon Few Shius)> --> > [4] However, I am surprised that JC and PC were ticked
off by my> writing on June 18. I have spoken from the heart that some those who
I> mentioned may have been bit disappointed with the way things turned> out
after liberation.> > JC: The only part which JC ticked you off about was where
you (Eugene> Correia) manufactured facts.> --> > [5] That's the price one pays.
Freedom has its own price.> > JC: So one hears from the amigos of Mario> --> >
[6] I just read a bit of Flaviano Dias's (my ex-colleague at Free> Press
Journal) piece on June 18 and I agree that Dr. Juliao M
enezes> was largely forgotten for his role.> > JC: You mean THE Flaviano Dias
of the infamous BOGUS (manufactured> facts) VideoCD fame? Now, that makes some
sense.> --> > [7] I am not sure if any more thesis are in the works on this
subject.> > JC: You know ANY thesis on the subject which can stand the test of
scrutiny?> --> > JC post script and conclusion on the topic: I believe that my>
knowledge on this topic has now been exhausted - for the time being,> at least.
I believe that concerned Goans like Rajan Parrikar have> taken upon themselves
to spend their own time in Goa to photo-document> the mess that has been
created. Rajan Parrikar has not just stayed> somewhere in California or Canada
and tried to do any PhD on Goa> courtesy some well placed (friendly) guide here
or there. Rajan has> done what the alleged Goa Journos should have been doing
all these> years - including the ones who were 'a dollar short' and 'an hour>
late' on the matter.> > To do a PhD, I submit is N
O "walk in the park". It needs one to get> the feel of the place, people and
problems. One can never get that via> remote. I am not sure if Eugene has ever
lived in Goa for any> significant length of time.. If so - he may wish to
relate his> experiences of living in Goa. If he hasn't really lived in Goa,
how> did he expect to do a PhD on a topic related to Goa?> > The only reason I
intervened this time around is because Eugene> Correia wrote non-facts in his
post. Credit is due to him that he> withdrew some of his manufactured facts. (I
know at least one 'expert'> who would deny that he ever wrote those
manufactured facts).> > I reiterate that professionals MUST do due diligence
before making> negligent mis-representations - instead of hiding under the
excuse> that there are no books in the sand OR that the mis-representations of>
journalists do not harm anybody.> > If one cannot write accurately as a
professional, let us know that in> preface i.e. 'hey guys, I am just writi
ng this from my heart ...I> cannot vouch for the stuff which I am writing as
there are no books> here only Sand.....".> > Someone like me would know then
NOT to read that post. Please do not> represent yourself as being either
knowledgeable or professional, and> then proceed to manufacture facts.> > Just
understand this: it is all about the poixe. The pallava about> "glory" et al
having been noted. Lionel Messias' post provides> physical proof.> > I have
said my piece on this matter. Eugene may wish to have the last> word on this
matter....or just ....> > jc> > > ------------------------------> > Message: 7>
Date: Thu, 19 Jun 2008 14:10:14 +0530> From: "Dr. U. G. Barad" <[EMAIL
PROTECTED]>> Subject: [Goanet] Requesting contact details...> To:
<[email protected]>> Message-ID: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>> Content-Type:
text/plain; charset="us-ascii"> > Let me insert my responses Paragraph wise to
a message of Satyavan Govekar> (Ref. Message: 8 Date:
18 Jun 2008):> > Satyavan Wrote: Dotor Barad first learn to read. Rajan bab
told me that and> I immediately became extra smart. So you must read properly
and tell me how> I am anti BJP. Dotor Anand wrote same thing and then atleast
he had courtesy> to say sorry. But you don't seem like someone who will say
sorry even if> patient dies. Do not get angry I know you are not medical dotor.
Saiba> bogus. Second word is in English.> > My response: You must thank Rajan
for making you EXTRA SMART within a short> time! > > I think you read my
message addressed to you in mad rush. Please read it> once more (my original
message is appended here below) I have very clearly> written - let people call
you Anti-BJP, Anti-Brahmin, Anti-everything... I> think the words used by me
are LET PEOPLE CALL YOU conveys sense and> meaning. I have never called you so.
It's your negative logic that makes you> feel that I am calling you so!!OR is
it the effect of Rajan that made you> TOO SMART!! If so, Ra
jan must start consultancy / couching in this> direction. Will he? > >
Satyavan wrote: I know where Rajan goes for gym because he himself is> writing
about it on goanet. What man Dotor you are not understanding that I> am just
following his advice to read. Bigger joke is now I will be reading> more about
what you are writing. Rajan bab is good person in wrong company> of party
defectors like Soter and you.> > My response: Thanks for the clarification
about Rajan's going to Gym. > > I write on Goanet for all Goanet members to
read and it's up to individual> member(s) to read OR not to read. Till date I
don't even know who reads my> messages on Goanet or who carries them to other
net (Pretending!). But now I> am confident that I have at least one reader who
reads or will start reading> my messages. Want you? (Answer this question only
after readying entire> message - Don't make another mad rush) > > Next, till
date I don't belong to any party or member of any party. Get this>
FACT right! (Inquire with your own Congress Backed In-trust [CBI agency]!!!)>
> > Satyavan wrote: But since you are making such acusation against me are you>
telling that you are pro BJP, pro Brahmin and pro everything. You have no>
shame in even telling lie that you love reading my messages. > > My response:
In this case too I must say that it's your own logic &> interpretation!! As far
as Brahmin is concerned I am very much on record in> Goanet. Check archives'. >
> Secondly in this very Para you wrote - You have no shame in even telling lie>
that you love reading my messages. > My response to this very line is READ THIS
PRESENT MESSAGE TILL THE END and> you will realize for your self as to who has
SHAME or otherwise. > > Satyavan wrote: And why you want my contact address to
send goondas or what.> You give me your contact address and I will come and see
you properly. We> have seen many like you. Altodi and Poltodi.> > My response:
It's well known - Guilty Conscience Prick
s the Mind. > > What's this - goondas - you are talking / writing about? > >
Also just check your last line i.e. we have seen many like you - This line>
indicates that this message which you posted to Goanet is not solely written>
by you but either dictated or inserted by a group of persons that you are>
purporting to be representing!!! This looks more obvious because from start> of
the message you have been using - I - first person, singular, while in> this
line you used word WE. Who are these WE! > > Secondly, when you have written
much more than I know myself about me!> (Whether right or wrong is another
debate altogether) makes me believe that> you also know where I stay. You are
welcomed to meet me ONLY after prior> appointment. (Don't be surprised!!)> > >
TO GOANET MEMBERS:> > Although Goanet does not insist identity details of a
person TO BE A MEMBER> OF GOANET it should be one's moral responsibility as a
true member of Goanet> to come forward and share one's identity
when any other member of Goanet> puts out such request. Non disclosure of
identity despite request raises> suspensions in the mind of members about the
authenticity of an individual. > > Remember, one cannot fool all the members
all the time! > > Satyavan bubble (SB) is bust open! Satyavan bubble is
located!! Satyavan> bubble despite being extraordinarily intelligent, as he
claims to be (now I> would not say Rajan made him EXTRA SMART) SHOULD HAVE
NEVER TAKEN THE> SHELTER UNDER FAKE ID only to write rubbish and unwanted and
that too> disguising as though - not so much educated - as though not having
much> command on English. Interestingly, Satyavan bubble did not realize that
the> shelter which he took tarnished the image of all GOVEKAR'S of Goa. Is
this> the CLASSIC CASE of Goan v/s non Goan! OR GBA v/s GPA!!! > > TO P.S.
(SATYAVAN):> > P. S. please keep writing / exchanging views about GBA v/s GPA
and about> personalities from Goa who are either in GBA or GPA including ot
hers who are> not in either GBA or GPA BUT ONLY AFTER DISCLOSING your TRUE ID.
P. S.> otherwise all you're PRESENT AND PAST POSTINGS TO GOANET (including
your> messages under original ID) will only ruin the organization(s) you
impress> to be representing!!> > Are you still interested in digging your own
grave!! Would you? If so .> please continue... > > TO ALL: > > May be William
Shakespeare envisaging such things to surface out, in> advance, must have
tossed a quote - This above all; to thine own self be> true. > > Meaning -
first be true to you. > > > Best regards,> > Dr. U. G. Barad> > > >
*******Appended here below is my original message to Satyavan ******* > >
Satyavan Govekar, let people call you Anti-BJP, Anti-Brahmin,> Anti-everything.
But I love reading your messages. Apparently you appear to> know most of the
personalities from Goa Inside Out including where Rajan> Parrikar goes for his
GYM. > > I would be very happy to meet you in person and discuss with you on va
rious> issues but primarily in the interest of Goa. > > In this connection may
I have your contact address and your contact> telephone (land & mobile)
numbers? This will help me to fix up a mutually> suitable date for our
interactions. > > Best regards,> Dr. U. G. Barad > > > > >
------------------------------> > Message: 8> Date: Thu, 19 Jun 2008 15:04:56
+0530> From: "francisrf7 fernandes" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>> Subject: Re: [Goanet]
Churchill jokes> To: "Goa's premiere mailing list, estb. 1994!">
<[email protected]>> Message-ID:> <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>> Content-Type:
text/plain; charset=ISO-8859-1> > HI EDWARD> > PLEASE SEND ME THE LYRICS OF THE
GOAN SONG " GOA AMCHEM" I REQUIRE TO SING> THIS SONG IN MY BAND THAT I HAVE IN
MUMBAI.> > REGARDS> > > FRANCIS 9821375864> > > > > > > > On 6/9/08,
edwardingoa <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:> >> > Guys How good is your Konkani> >>
> At last - homegrown Goan jokes...don't have> > to de
pend on Sardars, etc.> >> > Churchill is flying to New Delhi. An air-hostess
comes over and> > asks,> >> > "Sir, what would you like to have? Tea,> >
coffee?..."> >> > Churchill replies, "Black tea...... with> > milk..."> >> >
The Air-hostess politely says, "With> > pleasure sir..."> >> > Churchill shouts
back, "No, not with pleasure...with> > sugar..."> >> >> >
_____________________________________________________> >> >> >> >> >> > The
air-hostess comes over after a while and> > finds Churchill writing on> >> > a
pad. Knowing that Churchill is a famous> > personality, she asks, "Sir,> >> >
what is that you're writing?.... a new> > speech?"> >> >> >> > Churchill:
"No..., I am writing a> > poem."> >> > The air- hostess is curious,> > "Poem?"
she says "wow...do you write on> >> > Nature, sir?"> >> >> >> > Churchill:
"Ofcourse not...I write on> > paper!..."> >> >
_____________________________________________________> >> >> >> > Churchill
attends an advanced English course> > wh
ere he is asked to> >> > translate a few common sentences in Konkani> > to
English.> >> > *Salvador,> > tum novem ghor kaddta zalear, hea bashen kadd.> >>
> Churchill: Salador, if you are taking out a new> > house, take it out in> >>
> this language.> >> >> > *Atanche dakte bhurge cigeretti vodtat.> >> >
Churchill: Nowadays these small boys are> > pulling cigarettes.> >> >> >> >
*Zonn eklean ap-aple poixe moddun ghor> > bandunk zai.> >> > Churchill: Each
one should break their own money> > and tie the house.> >> > aiz hanv sarko
thoklam, nidd eta.> > Churchill: Today I'am very much tired, sleep> > coming.>
>> >> >> > *Aiz-Kal zata tem sonspachem?> >> > Churchill : Today-yesterday
happening can we> > bear?> >> > *Mhaka vhoddlo 'shirt' dhi. Ho mhaka zaina.> >>
> Churchill:Give me a bigger shirt. This is not> > happening.> >> >> >> > *Aiz
mojea jivak borem disonam.> >> >> >> > Churchill: Today my life cannot see
good.> >> >> > ---------------------------------------------------
--> >> > Churchill is at a hospital. "Nurse, I am> > very eager to know my
blood> >> > group."> >> >> >> > The Nurse politely says, "B> > positive!"> >>
>> >> > Churchill:"Nurse, please tell me> > soon...."> >> >> >> > The nurse
replies again, "B positive,> > sir..."> >> >> >> > Churchill gets hot. "Madam,
I am> > positive, but just eager to know the> >> > blood group...Will you tell
me!"> >> >> > _____________________________________________________> >> >
Israeli Prime Minister Ariel Sharon once met> > our great Churchill. "Mr.> >> >
Churchill, are there any Jews in Goa?" He inquires.> >> > Churchill replies
quickly, "Plenty!...> > which one are you talking> >> > about?...we have
pineapple juice, orange> > juice, mango juice....you name> >> > it and we have
it...."> >> > Ariel Sharon smiles and says, "No...No> > Mr. Churchill, I don't
mean this> >> > type of juice...I mean...."> >> >> >> > Churchill interupts, "I
know what you> > mean....but i'am sorry... cashew> >> > juice
is not served at five stars...but i can> > arrange..."> >
____________________________________________________> > Churchill goes for a
computer course. The> > Instructor questions, "Sir,> >> > you must have heard
of Windows."> >> > As usual Churchill is quick to reply,> > "Yes!...In most
government offices> >> > we have the single window clearance concept.> >> > The
computer teacher: "Have you> > installed Windows at home?"> >> >> >> >
Churchill: "I have sealed all windows> > due to increased burglaries."> >> >> >
The teacher is confused, "Then what is> > the system you operate on? Hope> >> >
you are familiar with the internet."> >> > Churchill: "Oh Yes! Due to
increased> > mosquito problems we are sleeping> >> > under the net these
days..."> >> >> >> > The teacher (feeling very uneasy): Sir, do> > you
regularly use Laptop?"> >> >> > Churchill: "My brother's son sleeps on> > top
of my lap sometimes..."> >> > The teacher sweating, "The new Minister> > knows
quite a lot about
RAM and> >> > ROM.> >> >> >> > Churchill: "RUM? I doubt...He might know> >
more about Caju Feni...He> >> > hardly drinks Rum."> > --> > Best of the Web:
Your Eye on the World> > [EMAIL PROTECTED]> >> >> > Join me on YouTube> >
http://www.youtube.com/edwardlopes7> >> > > > -- > Cheers!> Francis> > > End of
Goanet Digest, Vol 3, Issue 751> **************************************
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