eric pinto wrote:
> The law is clear:Mario and I cannot run for president.
Doc,
For the longest time, I was under the impression that only criminals in the US
were not allowed to run for office. Any law that puts you into the same
category as criminals, is, well, criminal (to me). I would never be able to
stomach the idea of becoming a citizen of a country where other citizens
have more rights than me.
> Our children, no matter where their place of birth, can.
1) This makes me wonder if the Kenyan Govt sent their agent to impregnate a US
woman,
and then conspired so that this child of theirs became president. Amazingly
enough,
Hussein's father had no intentions ever of living in the US or becoming a US
citizen.
2) At this very moment, in my living room in Toronto, there are three people
who qualify to
become the President of the US. You and Mario are citizens of the US, live
there and are
sort of not allowed to become the President! I find this strange. On the other
hand, I am very
scared for the youngest qualifier in my home for US President i.e.my three year
old as her
behaviour is becoming typical of US citizens.
Here's why.
Last weekend my Dad took her to the local mall. In the centre of the mall was a
fountain.
My three year old, Elora, asked my Dad what was going on there. My dad gave
here a coin.
He told her to stand with her back to the fountain and throw the coin over her
shoulder into the
fountain and, at the same time make a wish. Elora did so. When my dad asked her
what
she wished for, Elora replied, "I wished for another coin."
A Chinese lady overheard Elora and Elora's wish came true.
> The US leases Diego from Britain, and the post is off limits to military
> women !
I think I get it.
Its now up to US men to make use of women from exotic lands to produce
the next US President :-) Considering the er, performance of George (43) Bush,
anything else would be an improvement, including the guy campaigning as McSame.
Mervyn3.0
PS. The easiest way to make money on the US elections is by cornering the supply
of black paint. It was the "White House" for too long.......
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