Here is yet another one. Enjoy! Windows 2004 Konkani Alert
The Coalition Government in Goa has managed to come to one unanimous decision. It has commissioned Bill Gates to create a Konkani Version of Window 2004 exclusively for Goa and other Konkan regions in India. The Microsoft Team is already hard at work on this new totally new interactive CD-ROM upgrade, which is to be called Windows 2004 "ZONELAM 2004". In this version, a mouse shall be called UNDIR. A mouse buttom shall be called UNDRACHO BUTAO. As ZONELAM 04 opens, the theme music shall be "UNDRA MOJEA MAMA". Here is a preview of some commands that have already been worked out by the Microsoft Team USA, which has entered into special inter-global collaboration with the Abu Dhabi Gulf Konkan Advisors Inc. and the Goenkar Papde Association Siolim, exclusively for this project. Ignore = Mar Shendi Exit = Vshimbor Click = Fottu Kadd Double Click = Don Fottu Kadd Byte = Ghass Mar Save = Bankan dorr Hide = Lipoi Unhide = Sogleank dakoi Hang = Lamboi Stop = Tamboi Move = Aloi Turn on = Pettoi Turn off = Paloi Yahoo = Shami Kapoor WORD 7 = UTOR 7 EXCEL = SHANPON Delete = Zok Mar Open = Dakoi Enter = Bhitor voch Insert = Bhitor Ghal PageUp = Voir Cadd PageDown = Sokol ghal BackSpace = Fattlean suat Close = Bonn Cor Save = Samavun Dhor Home = Ghara voch End Kabar Notes: Unfortunately "Yakka Saang" could not be accommodated. Siolekar would have been better named as COPCAR(:-) instead of Papde. The name BILL GATES would translate as "KONTACHE DARVANTTE". The name MICROSOFT would translate as "DAKTULLOPOCPOCHIT". There is still some diagreement over whether the ZONELAM 2004 version will use the Devnagiri or the Roman Script. Mr. Churchill Alemao has denounced this disagreement as being purely politically motivated, and has suggested a novel way to reach a compromise by using the Greek script. After all, he claims, that is what computers are to him.
