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Monis, Fottingponnam Kiteak Uloita?
Sorg ani prithvi rochpi Dhonia Devan, Adam-Evek rochlim. Tankam, eka zhaddachem
foll khavchem nhoi, hukum ghalo. Punn serpettin (denvcharan) aple ikmotin
tankam naddlim. Povitr Pustokache survatekuch serpettin marloli fott. ‘Tum
morchi nam. Devak khobor asa, jednam tum foll khateli tea vellar tuje dolle
ugte zaun tum Deva bhaxen zateli” Utpot’ti (Genesis) 3:4-5
Bhurgem zolman yeta tednam, fottingponnachea sonvsarant apunn zolm gheta mhonn
kollnam fuddem tem roddot ravta. Anik kosloch upai naslolean aplea purai
jivitant promanninkponnan jiyeloli pranni apli nim’nni vo mornnachi khoros
kaddtanam, dhongi somazachem chitr niallun dukhin vilapta. Hea jogant jiyetolo
zalear sotak pois korun, fottik mukhavello zago diun jiyeunk zai. Sotan
jiyetelea mon’xank hea jogant zago nam ani dekhunuch sot uloitalo mhonn
Judevanim, Jezu Kristak khursar khillaila.
Adlea khallar oi! Punn hea adhunik khallar (lakantlo (?) ghoddie eklo asot)
monis aplea promanninkponnan yesvont (successful) zalo mhollear hea 21vea
xekddeant vhoddantli vhoddli fott zait. Jivitachem bodlop khorunk,
fottingponnachem pustok khankent gheun bhonvtole monis amchea somazant
dollebhor pollevnk melltat. Fotti xivai, tujean jiyeunk zata zalear hea dhongi
somazan tujem sot aikotolo konnuch nam, oxem somoz.
Daddlo toxich bail monis fotti uloitat. Thodde asat te goroz thoim vo dusro
monis trasant nam poddcho hem chintun fotti uloitat. Ek fott uloun, eka mon’xak
jivitbhor trasant ghalo zalear, hem ek vhodd pap. Ani zori, ek khoreli
(genuine) fott marun eka mon’xak addkollintlo vo trasantlo mekhllo korta zalear
hi ek vhodd khornni thartta ani jivitbhor upkarancho inam’ jikhonk pavta. Punn
thodde zann, aplo faido chintun dusreachea rostear khantte-khanttech ghalche
khatir fotti uloitat, ani oxe toren nhi-opradhi mon’xank, trasanchea somdirant
buskolun martat.
Ek fott zaun asta eka dhanvtea ‘snowball’-a porim. Jitlo to ghumvott ravtta
titloch motto zait veta. Fotti martelea mon’xank thodde pavtti tachea
khaxeallea nanvan vollko nant. Dusrem nanv gheun. Tem gho? Fotting Kristalin?
Arre to re? Bobkekar? Novea nanvacho batizadd tanchea fottingponnachea ulovpant
tankam ditat. Tori astanam thoddo lok tancheo fotti ghiltat ani khorelem sot
sodinastanam fotting mon’xancheo ghozali dusreank sangun lamboit vhortat, ani
he toren borea mon’xachem nanv kapxinnichea kapsa porim uboit ravtat.
Jivi pranni sot uloiloli zalear amkam niyaloi (court) zai asli? Amkam vokil,
nitidaranchi goroz aspachi? Guneanv nastanam kitlea sab-sube inosent mon’xank
niyaloyant (korttint) ube korun tancho xirap khaina zait? Fotti uloun pelechea
jivitachi vatt launk mon’xank, koslem dhadosponn mellta kai? Keddnam tori ek
sot sangun vo uloun dusreachea jivitan sukhacho rukh rompunk yont kiteak
zainam? Vo ek sot sangun to monis voilea panvddear pavot mhonn fotting monis
bhiyeta kai? Aiche apsvarti mon’xannim, ‘sot’ ho sobd khaila ani
fottingponnanchea bhovreant revoddla.
Kaim mhoineanchi gozal hi. Eklo mhagelo Malu (Kerelite) ixtt, aplo bhav
Malayalam bhaxentlean ek vhodd vinod borovpi mhonn fotti martalo. Aplea
bhavache vinodi lekh, he ani tea Malayalam potrancher chhapun yetat mhonn
bodayen zangtalo. Eka disa tannem ek zobordost vinod mhaka sanglolo to, kalchea
sumanan Inglejintleant mhojea e-mailant eka mhojea Gõykar ixttan pattoilolo
toxoch hanvem Malu ixttak pattoun dil’lo tednam, tannem soroll zap dili.
“Mhojea bhavache vinod chorun Inglejint on’khar (translation) kortat mhonn tuka
atam koll’lem nhi?” Oi! Oslei-i bhi monis astat. Ek fott samballunk xembor
fotti marunk zai mhonn tankam khobor asta. Mhojem ugtem mon dorun,(mhonnchem,
ho mhozo vinod nhoi mhonn sangun) Malu ixttan sanglolo vinod Konknnileant
on’khar korun tumche somor dovortam….
Eka dis, Kuttappan-achea bapain ek ‘Robot’ vikot haddlo. Tea ‘robot’-achi
khaxelai mhollear, fott uloilear taka kolltalem ani fotti uloitoleachea
tonddar thapott vazoitalo. Tea disa Kuttappan, skulla sakun osram (late) pavlo
tednam, tache bapain taka vicharlem.
“Putr, skullacho late kiteak zalo?”
. “Bapu, az amkam ‘extra classes’ asleo” Kuttappanan zap dili. Chaddach korun
‘robot’ khorkelo ani Kuttappanachea kansular thapott vazoilem.
“Mone (putr), ho ek khas ‘robot’ ani tachi khaxelai mhollear tachean fotti
dhorunk zatat ani fotti uloitoleacher to thapott xevttita. Atam mhaka sot tem
sang, tuka osxir kiteak zalo?”
“Accha (bapu), hanv sinemank ghel’lom”
“Khoinchea?”
“The Ten Commandments”, Zapp korun ‘robot’-an Kuttappanacher thapott marlem,
“nam Bapu khoreponnim hanv ‘Sex Quenn’ sinemank ghel’lom”
“Xi! Loz tuka. Tuje pirayecho aslo tednam hanv oslim lojechi khornni kori
naslom.”
Zapp korun bapaichea kansular ‘robot’-an vazoilem. Hem aikun Kuttappanachi
Am’ma (avoy) kuznantli bhair yeun mhollem.
“Kosoi zalear to tuzo put…… khoincheanuch ‘robot’ mukhar sorlo ani
Kuttappanachea avoychea kana sokoll sonsonnit thapott vazoilem.
Ani Nim’nnem………….
Az nhoi, tor falleam. Mon’xam moddim nhoi tor Deva samkara. Fottingponnanchem
farikponn, diunkuch zai.
Lino B. Dourado
